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FMLs submitted from Alabama

Today, all three of my meals consisted of 2 hot pockets. FML

#3146
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8919) - you deserved it (23132)

On 01/28/2009 at 4:53pm - health - by agnosticstudy - United States (Alabama)

Today, my partner and I were informed by the man we had a three-way with, the first one after having finally screwed up the courage to do it, that he has mono. I don't feel so good. FML

#1345
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9633) - you deserved it (33014)

On 01/16/2009 at 8:36am - intimacy - by fd - United States (Alabama)

Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML

#1122
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8985) - you deserved it (23654)

On 01/14/2009 at 11:03am - love - by agnosticstudy - United States (Alabama)

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

#65
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28192) - you deserved it (3897)

On 10/26/2008 at 5:20pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Alabama)



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