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2DAY WHILE RUNNING LATE TO MY SISTER'S WEDDING AND RUSHING TO GET READY, I ACCIDENTALLY GRABBED MY TRAVEL SIZE SHAVING CREAM CAN IN PLACE OF MY BODY SPRAY, AND QUICKLY DREW A BLUE FOAMING LINE ACROS MY RENTAL TUX . FML

#10821429
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On 05/28/2010 at 2:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

today I found out thara is such a thing as ayabrow dandruff an that I hava it. big fat FML

#10775711
157 comments

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On 05/26/2010 at 11:54am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Taday While At The Dog Park, I Suddenly Had To Use The Bathroom Really Badly . Since There Weren't Any Facilities Nereby, I Decided To Go Behind A Tree And Relieve Myself There . While Doing This, Two Other Owners, One That's In My Math Class, Noticed Me, Regardless Of Me Hiding . She Definitely Saw Everything . School Will Be Fun Tomorrow . Real FML

#9001360
116 comments

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On 03/11/2010 at 5:44pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, while trying to pull a nail out of some wood with a crowbar in my theatre class, my girlfriend, who was holding down the wood with her foot, thought it would be funny to move her foot and make me lose my balance. Instead, the crowbar flew up and struck me in the nuts. FML

#8794637
99 comments

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On 03/03/2010 at 6:13am - misc - by ouch... (man) - United States (Alabama)

Yesterday , I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up , I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML

#8621436
258 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 7:15pm - work - by richgirl (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today , mah pet rat had babies. We've only ever owned one rat. real looool FML

#8341933
378 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

yesterday mah girlfriend was really depressed. I listed the top 50 reasons y I love her. Her response was "thanks for that but seriously, this video on youtube is hilarious." I couldn't cheer her up but apparently a 10 second video of a dog running in circles can. looool FML

#8238401
164 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 3:48am - love - by Samson (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, it's sixteenth birthday and mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML

#8169193
293 comments

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On 02/12/2010 at 2:24pm - misc - by RaceCar (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend told my hamster he lovd her. Repeatedly. In 'cute' babby voices. He has yet to tell me. FML

#8039687
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On 02/09/2010 at 1:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was washing my hair in tha showar whan tha watar want ica cold. It's 20 dagraa outsida and wa hava soft watar which takas a longar tima to wash away soap. FML

#7520027
86 comments

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On 01/23/2010 at 12:53pm - misc - by Moondoggie_ggk69 (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was massing around with my boyfriand, trying to gat him to tall ma ha lovad ma mora than KISS, his favorita band. Ha couldn't do it. FML

#6985452
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On 12/28/2009 at 1:13am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

TODAY, IT LOOKED LIKE RAIN SO I HELD OUT MAH HAND TO CATCH A RAINDROP. WHEN I FINALLY CAUGHT ONE, I CLOSED MAH HAND OVER IT AND RAN TO SHOW MAH FRIENDS TO PROVE IT WAS RAINING. I OPENED MAH HAND SAYING, ( LOOK! IT'S RAINING! ) WHEN I LOOKED DOWN, I SAW THAT I HAD ACTUALLY CAUGHT A BIRD SHIT. FML

#6779771
60 comments

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On 12/16/2009 at 4:11pm - animals - by smellyhand (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, ma parent invited all tere kids and grandkid to join tem on a vacation trip to te mountains; all tere kids except me, tat is. I'm not invited. But tey did invite ma ex-usband. And is new girlfriend. mega FML

#6572169
79 comments

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On 12/02/2009 at 7:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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