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FMLs submitted from Akershus

Today, my extremely overweight roommate decided to not only be a nudist, but also to get in shape for his new lifestyle. He's been doing naked lunges in our room for the last twenty minutes. FML

#20145644
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17498) - you deserved it (1113)

On 11/03/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by xXfloatingshitlogXx (woman) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I went to the grocery store with three bags full of sausages that I'd drunkenly bought the night before. Even though the manager remembered me, he wouldn't give me a refund, and now I'll be lucky if I can pay my rent this month. FML

#19933310
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4184) - you deserved it (22209)

On 07/13/2012 at 4:13pm - misc - by minaaaaajftw (man) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium pills were being digested. FML

#17238923
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20665) - you deserved it (1630)

On 07/24/2011 at 4:55am - misc - by painful (woman) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML

#16237606
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34138) - you deserved it (3168)

On 05/18/2011 at 1:13pm - misc - by Charles (man) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML

#2991516
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16865) - you deserved it (25431)

On 06/18/2009 at 10:04am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Norway (Akershus)



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