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FMLs submitted from Akershus

Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium pills were being digested. FML

#17238923 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (8545) - you deserved it (748)

On 07/24/2011 at 4:55am - misc - by painful (woman) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML

#16237606 (174)

I agree, your life sucks (31537) - you deserved it (2529)

On 05/18/2011 at 1:13pm - misc - by Charles (man) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML

#2991516 (107)

I agree, your life sucks (16029) - you deserved it (24408)

On 06/18/2009 at 10:04am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Norway (Akershus)



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