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FMLs submitted from Abu Dhabi

Today, at university I was tearing off some "Help Japan" posters off the wall, figuring that they have been up for a while. Just as a group of visiting Japanese reporters passed by. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15514) - you deserved it (11961)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:34am - misc - by facepalmface (man) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

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Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64601) - you deserved it (3665)

On 08/03/2010 at 8:11am - love - by Broken (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)



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