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Today, I was pretending to talk on the phone with my wife just to avoid to speak with my boring coworker. After two awkward minutes of him waiting in front of my desk and me inventing a call, he handed me the disconnected phone cable and left. FML

Today, one of my students corrected the problem I had solved on the board, explaining that you do multiplication before subtraction. I teach the second grade. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10092) - you deserved it (48799)

On 06/24/2011 at 2:47am - work - by gutav indogop - Switzerland (Aargau)

Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26614) - you deserved it (2998)

On 06/11/2011 at 2:37am - intimacy - by dadisgoatboy - Switzerland (Aargau)



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