FML : Your everyday life stories

This Couple's Wedding Photos Had A Little Something Extra To Really Set Them Apart... A Cyclone!

If it rains on your wedding day, it's good luck, right? What do they say about cyclones?

By Nadine - / Thursday 26 April 2018 22:00 /

These Starbucks Orders Will Turn Your Stomach

Diabeetus

By Nadine - / Thursday 26 April 2018 17:30 / France - Paris

Hear Us out, These Fake Coachella Lineups Are Possibly Better Than The Real Thing

Coachella for dads? Sign us up.

By Nadine - / Wednesday 25 April 2018 22:00 / France - Paris

Photos Of Bearded Men Looking Up Is The Best Thing You Didn't Know You Needed To See

Ladies can't resist a bearded man. Well, most of them, at least.

By Nadine - / Wednesday 25 April 2018 17:30 / France - Paris

We're Not Sure If You Heard A Royal Baby Has Been Born, But Just Incase, Here Are 20 Hilarious Tweets About It

The fact that people care about this news is a societal FML in itself, but at least we can laugh about it with these tweets.

By Nadine - / Tuesday 24 April 2018 22:00 /

Turns Out Most People Don't Call Their Pets By The Original Names They Gave Them, But What They Do Call Them Is Pretty Hilarious

Long gone are the cutesy monikers, and in are the "WTF, how did we even get here" names.

By nadine - / Tuesday 24 April 2018 17:30 / France - Paris

These 13 Life Hacks Are Either Very Genius Or Very Stupid, You Decide.

You may want to replicate a few of these, but for others, you'll just be thinking "FML."

By Nadine - / Monday 23 April 2018 22:00 /

Curvy Woman With 6 Pack Husband Responds To Troll With The Raw Truth

The underlying idea that people with weight on them are somehow unworthy of love is a cultural FML for anyone who's not super thin.

By Nadine - / Monday 23 April 2018 17:30 / France - Paris

It's Tweet Time! Here are The 16 Funniest Tweets From This Past Week.

All the tweets in this list are from Kanye. Psych- we wouldn't do that to y'all.

By nadine - / Sunday 22 April 2018 17:30 / France - Capinghem

Happy National Record Store Day! Here Are 10 Musical FMLs.

Please don't stop the m-u-u-s-s-s-i-i-i-c! Or do, in some cases. Here are the 10 funniest FMLs about music.

By Nadine - / Saturday 21 April 2018 22:00 /

Here Are 10 Of The Funniest Comments From This Week!

The tally is in! This week we've personal stories, some people questioning the validity of certain FMLs in a hilarious way, and a porn...

By nadine - / Saturday 21 April 2018 17:30 /

These 14 Embarrassing Childhood Photos Will Bring Back Memories, But Maybe Not The Good Kind

Break out the tissues. You're about to be in tears from all the FML.

By nadine - / Friday 20 April 2018 22:00 / France - Capinghem

Here's This Week's Collection Of The Worst FMLs Ever

Here's another selection of the worst FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep.

By nadine - / Friday 20 April 2018 17:30 /

These Disney Cake Fails Will Ruin Your Childhood Memories

Disney nightmare FML cakes.

By Nadine - / Wednesday 18 April 2018 22:00 /

Once You Read These Client From Hell Stories You'll Be Really Thankful For Your Job

Dealing with these requests is one hell of an FML.

By Nadine - / Wednesday 18 April 2018 17:30 /

This Cafe Makes Vulva Cupcakes. Wanna lick?

Have you ever eaten pussy? Here's your chance!

By Nadine - / Tuesday 17 April 2018 22:00 /

Being Allergic To Exercise Is A Real Thing That Can Happen

Working out is an FML every time. Do you have a legit excuse to stop?

By Nadine - / Tuesday 17 April 2018 16:30 /

15 Incredible Transformations From 2012 To 2018 That Will Have You Do A Double Take

Growing up feeling unattractive, overweight or in the wrong body is a major FML. These people did something about that.

By Nadine - / Monday 16 April 2018 22:22 /

These Leggings Have Extremely Unfortunate Patterns, Can You Spot Why?

Taco crotch? FML.

By Nadine - / Monday 16 April 2018 16:30 /

5 People Arrested For Holding A Rave At An Abandoned Toys R Us

*umtiss umtiss umtiss umtiss* FML

By Nadine - / Sunday 15 April 2018 21:00 /

Here Are The 17 Funniest Tweets Of The Week!

If you're not on Twitter, you're really missing out. Fuck your life. But luckily for you, you've got us to do the hilarious tweet finding...

By Nadine - / Sunday 15 April 2018 16:30 /

Happy National Ex-Spouse Day! Here Are 13 FMLs About Your Favorite People On Earth... Your Exes!

You lived with them, you made promises, none were kept, and then you kicked that cheating lying bastard out the door. Okay, maybe that's...

By Nadine - / Saturday 14 April 2018 22:00 /

Here Are The 11 Funniest Comments From This Week!

*overly dramatic drumroll* The tally is in! We've read all your comments, and the funniest ones have made it in. If you see your username,...

By Nadine - / Saturday 14 April 2018 17:30 /

Here's This Week's Collection Of The Worst FMLs Ever

Here's another selection of the worst FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep.

By Nadine - / Friday 13 April 2018 22:00 /

Check Out These Hilarious Cakes Messages That The Baker Clearly Took Way Too Literally

Perfect for an FML themed birthday!

By Nadine - / Friday 13 April 2018 17:30 /

This Text Scammer Gets Schooled In The Best Way Possible

You mean I won a free resort stay, valued up to $3,000 if I just pay $200 up front!? Break out the major credit card or pre-paid visa...

By Nadine - / Thursday 12 April 2018 22:00 /

This Guy Made A Fake Tinder Profile To Prove That Hot Men Have It Easy

Because apparently that information needed to be proven and is somehow mind blowing.

By Nadine - / Thursday 12 April 2018 17:30 /

This Gay Lawmaker Will Call Your Grandma If You're A Troll On The Internet

Honestly, what would nana think?

By Nadine - / Wednesday 11 April 2018 22:00 /

17 Terrible Tattoos Photoshopped In Real Life To Truly Show Just How Terrible They Are

Y'all missed that whole "It's permanent" memo? FML.

By Nadine - / Wednesday 11 April 2018 17:30 /

You Were Right: Your Relationship Really Is Making You Fat

Grow old and get fat together. FML.

By Nadine - / Tuesday 10 April 2018 22:00 /

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head during the horror flick we were watching. Little did I know, my girlfriend isn't a big fan of horror films. It...

Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she...

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with his boss and got him fired. He is now a multi-millionaire investor and won't take me back....

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Today, my husband is going on his fifth consecutive day without a shower. He’s been working 16 hour shifts, and although I am empathetic to his exhaustion,...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, my boyfriend dumped me and told me that he already has a new girl. Just a week ago, he invited me to move to Montana with him and build a life together....

I agree, your life sucks

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Today, I tried using a water gun to shoot the noisy cats who always fight near my window. I had it ready along with a bucket of water for quick reloads....

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Today, I was laying naked, face down across our bed when I asked my husband to crack my back. He quickly replied with, "Holy! I never realized that your...

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Today, I was laying naked, face down across our bed when I asked my husband to crack my back. He quickly replied with, "Holy! I never realized that your...

Today, I drove 2 hours to spend the night with a man who I have been seeing for a few weeks. We had sex for the first time. About an hour later, he told...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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This Couple's Wedding Photos Had A Little Something Extra To Really Set Them Apart... A Cyclone!

These Starbucks Orders Will Turn Your Stomach

Hear Us out, These Fake Coachella Lineups Are Possibly Better Than The Real Thing

Photos Of Bearded Men Looking Up Is The Best Thing You Didn't Know You Needed To See

We're Not Sure If You Heard A Royal Baby Has Been Born, But Just Incase, Here Are 20 Hilarious Tweets About It

Turns Out Most People Don't Call Their Pets By The Original Names They Gave Them, But What They Do Call Them Is Pretty Hilarious

These 13 Life Hacks Are Either Very Genius Or Very Stupid, You Decide.

Curvy Woman With 6 Pack Husband Responds To Troll With The Raw Truth

It's Tweet Time! Here are The 16 Funniest Tweets From This Past Week.

Happy National Record Store Day! Here Are 10 Musical FMLs.

Here Are 10 Of The Funniest Comments From This Week!

These 14 Embarrassing Childhood Photos Will Bring Back Memories, But Maybe Not The Good Kind

Here's This Week's Collection Of The Worst FMLs Ever

These Disney Cake Fails Will Ruin Your Childhood Memories

Once You Read These Client From Hell Stories You'll Be Really Thankful For Your Job

This Cafe Makes Vulva Cupcakes. Wanna lick?

Being Allergic To Exercise Is A Real Thing That Can Happen

15 Incredible Transformations From 2012 To 2018 That Will Have You Do A Double Take

These Leggings Have Extremely Unfortunate Patterns, Can You Spot Why?

5 People Arrested For Holding A Rave At An Abandoned Toys R Us

Here Are The 17 Funniest Tweets Of The Week!

Happy National Ex-Spouse Day! Here Are 13 FMLs About Your Favorite People On Earth... Your Exes!

Here Are The 11 Funniest Comments From This Week!

Here's This Week's Collection Of The Worst FMLs Ever

Check Out These Hilarious Cakes Messages That The Baker Clearly Took Way Too Literally

This Text Scammer Gets Schooled In The Best Way Possible

This Guy Made A Fake Tinder Profile To Prove That Hot Men Have It Easy

This Gay Lawmaker Will Call Your Grandma If You're A Troll On The Internet

17 Terrible Tattoos Photoshopped In Real Life To Truly Show Just How Terrible They Are

You Were Right: Your Relationship Really Is Making You Fat

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