FML : Your everyday life stories

Nest Doorbell Locks Man Out Over T-Shirt Confusion

Your house can lock you out now on sight. We're living in the future.

By Gloria Borger - / Wednesday 19 September 2018 16:15 /

Astronaut Says The Moon Was Meh in Shocking Interview

Can you imagine getting the chance to go into outer space and not enjoying it?

By Gloria Borger - / Tuesday 18 September 2018 11:10 / United States - New York

Man Falls for Gas Station Megaphone Prank (VIDEO)

Think you'll stop for a quick fill-up? Think again if these guys are around!

By Gloria Borger - / Monday 17 September 2018 23:00 /

This Couple Was Photobombed By A Grizzly Bear On Their Wedding Day And The Shots Are Hilarious

Till death do us part might be coming around a lot quicker.

By Nadine - / Sunday 16 September 2018 03:00 / France - Paris

Here Are The 9 Funniest Comments Of The Week

By Nadine - / Saturday 15 September 2018 17:30 /

(VIDEO) Man On The Beach Gets Stung By A Stingray Where The Sun Don't Shine

Talk about FML.

By Nadine - / Friday 14 September 2018 17:30 /

It Turns Out America's Favorite Mexican Restaurant is Taco Bell, And That's Hilarious For So Many Reasons

Though undeniably delicious, you can hardly call the fast food chain a Mexican restaurant. FML, America.

By Nadine - / Thursday 13 September 2018 23:59 /

Hurricane Florence Has Some Seriously X Rated Graphics, And People's Comments About It Are On Point

Oh, it's coming alright.

By Nadine - / Thursday 13 September 2018 17:30 /

(VIDEO) This Cat's Hilarious Escape From 3 Other Cats Will Crack You Up

Kitties have FML moments too, guys.

By Nadine - / Wednesday 12 September 2018 23:59 / France - Paris

(VIDEO) Lioness Tries To Get Mate's Attention By Sitting On Him And Still Gets Ignored

Men are the same all over the animal kingdom, apparently.

By Nadine - / Wednesday 12 September 2018 17:30 /

(VIDEO) Girlfriend Pranks Her Boyfriend Into Thinking She's Messing Around With Another guy

Relationships: love, affection, pranks, and FML moments. That about covers it.

By Nadine - / Tuesday 11 September 2018 23:59 / France - Paris

Woman Injures Herself By Lighting A Stick Of Dynamite That She Thought Was A Candle

FML moments happen every day, but very rarely do they come in Loony Toon form.

By Nadine - / Tuesday 11 September 2018 17:30 / France - Paris

Here Are The 17 Funniest Tweets Of The Week!

A new week is rolling in, and the last week is behind us now. Good thing we've still got funny tweets to immortalize all that is terrible...

By Nadine - / Sunday 9 September 2018 17:30 /

Here Are The 9 Funniest Comments Of The Week

You wrote, and we laughed. Here are the best of the best.

By Nadine - / Saturday 8 September 2018 11:30 / United States - Cleveland

Students Banned From Feeding Dog After It Becomes Obese

The dog ate my homework. And everything else in sight. FML.

By Nadine - / Friday 7 September 2018 17:30 /

(VIDEO) This Man Ran For Dear Life After His Girlfriend Caught The Bouquet At A Wedding

Men running away from commitment? A cliché and an FML.

By Nadine - / Thursday 6 September 2018 23:59 /

Did You Know? If You Fart In Front Of Your Partner, Your Relationship Is More Likely To Last

Flatulence is more than just a funny word, it's a way to get closer to your boo.

By Nadine - / Thursday 6 September 2018 17:30 /

Someone Started A Rumor That Cardi B's Real Name Is 'Cardigan Backyardigan' And A Shocking Amount of People Believe It

Doesn't everyone just assume that everything on Twitter is satire?

By Nadine - / Wednesday 5 September 2018 23:59 / France - Paris

(VIDEO) Netflix Special Claims They Tricked A Man Into Thinking He Was Invisible. The Internet Is Not Believing Any Of It

Come on, Netflix, seriously?

By Nadine - / Wednesday 5 September 2018 17:30 / France - Paris

This Man Has Found A Great Way To Laugh At The Ridiculous Headlines That Blame Millennials For Everything, And You've Got To See It

Millennials have honestly accomplished so much, murdering every industry out there. And they call us lazy!

By Nadine - / Tuesday 4 September 2018 23:59 / France - Paris

This Man's Girlfriend Made Him Choose Between Her And His Dog, So He Made A Craigslist Ad You've Got To See.

Who would want to kick out an adorable pup?

By Nadine - / Tuesday 4 September 2018 17:30 / France - Paris

This Nail Salon Wants To Put live Ants Inside Your Nails, And People Are Not Having It

FML for the ant, but also for the crazy person who thinks this design is cute to begin with.

By Nadine - / Monday 3 September 2018 23:59 /

Mountain Dew Accidentally Told All Of Scotland To Masturbate In Their New Ad

Do the dew. Literally.

By Nadine - / Monday 3 September 2018 17:30 /

Here Are The 16 Funniest Tweets From This Week!

The best of the best tweets from this week. Enjoy!

By Nadine - / Sunday 2 September 2018 17:30 /

This Woman Dedicated Months To Pulling Off The Greatest Twitter Scheme Of All Time And She Deserves A Medal

This woman wins the internet.

By Nadine - / Sunday 2 September 2018 03:00 /

The Tally Is In! Here Are The 6 Funniest Comments Of The Week!

Listen up, fam. There are only 6 this week. The list would be 50 if there were that many funny comments. SO. What are we gonna do?...

By Nadine - / Saturday 1 September 2018 17:30 /

Serena Williams' Catsuit Was Banned At The French Open, Even Though It Prevented Her From Getting Blood Clots

Because policing women's bodies and also disregarding their medical needs is a thing that's happening in 2018. Talk about FML.

By Nadine - / Friday 31 August 2018 17:30 /

Couple Trying To Conceive For 4 Years Was Unknowingly Doing It In The Wrong Hole

For once, it's not the American sexual education system that's in the spotlight. This FML moment is brought to you all the way from...

By Nadine - / Thursday 30 August 2018 23:59 / France - Paris

It Turns Out In-N-Out Managers Make More Money Than Most Pharmacists And Lawyers

So do we drop out of college and move to California orrrrr..?

By Nadine - / Thursday 30 August 2018 17:30 / France - Paris

(VIDEO) Little Boy Caught Peeing On Tape As His Mom Receives Romantic Marriage Proposal

The moment some couples wait for their entire lives, completely pissed away.

By Nadine - / Wednesday 29 August 2018 23:59 / France - Paris

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Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she...

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Today, I somehow managed to drop my phone in such a way to crack my screen but not my screen protector. FML

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Today, my ex started white trash screaming at our son at a cub scout meeting, for being a crazy, excited 6 year old, and stormed out when I put a stop...

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Today, after having severe acne for 7 years and trying every affordable option available to fix it, decided that I would splurge on a $230 face cleanser....

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Today, my wife and I got back from our cruise ship holiday. It was intended to be ten nights of relaxation and romance. The first five nights she had her...

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Today, one of my residents was having super loud sex. I'm an RA in a college freshman dorm, and I had to knock on her door and tell her to quiet down....

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You deserved it

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Today, while getting dressed, I discovered that when my brother and his friends got drunk last night one of them wanked into a pair of my panties and put...

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