Today, I was driving to my friends house and came up to a red... - FML

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By Ash - 25/05/2018 03:02

Today, I was driving to my friends house and came up to a red light. Naturally, I look over and this guy has the same car as me, color and everything. It’s a very uncommon car and is bright orange. He looks over at me and I smile really big and give him a wave. He flips me off. FML

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user53658 15

Sunday 27 May 2018 8:23

Some people are just assholes.

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user53658 15

Sunday 27 May 2018 8:23

Some people are just assholes.

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