Today, I spent 45 minutes waiting for the bus. Turns out, I waited... - FML

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By TylerR4 - 22/01/2018 13:22

Today, I spent 45 minutes waiting for the bus. Turns out, I waited outside in the pouring rain for nothing. I have no school today. FML

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