By Dog Person Now - 31/05/2018 01:30

Today, I came home to find that my sweet kitten had gotten out and dragged a bird inside, where he ripped it to shreds. I found the bird's head in my underwear drawer. FML
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manb91uk 22

Aww your little guy loves you! He thinks you're a really shifty hunter and wanted to make sure you had food. On a serious note, a cat is a vicious demon and should be worshipped accordingly - never forget to pay homage to your furry over or.

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acmariner99 25

This has The Godfather written all over it!

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acmariner99 25

This has The Godfather written all over it!

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RichardPencil 30

What the...? How did it..? At least you got some head.

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Spiritbird 17

Looks like your cat is giving you a warning. 'Next time it would be yours'.

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manb91uk 22

Aww your little guy loves you! He thinks you're a really shifty hunter and wanted to make sure you had food. On a serious note, a cat is a vicious demon and should be worshipped accordingly - never forget to pay homage to your furry over or.

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whitewolf361 13

My mom’s cat did something similar; killed a bird, and left it for her under the covers at the foot of her bed. Yay cats!

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Lobby_Bee 17

They are almost like human, they too like to keep valuables tucked in the underware drawers.

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Davros 12

I think your kitten is pissed you bought the wrong food and just made you an offer you can't refuse.

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John Nemeth 14

When a kitten kills a bird it’s sweet, but when a Lion or a tiger kills a poacher people get all worked up. Seriously we need to feed all the poachers to lions and tigers.

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Glowworm56 26

Bird heads don't belong in the underwear drawer, they belong under your pillow. Your kitten should know this by now.

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