Today, my parents told me that we are moving across the country.... - FML

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By "ggg" - 21/01/2018 18:40

Today, my parents told me that we are moving across the country. The first thing I thought of was my boyfriend of one year. I cried and cried and they changed their mind so I could stay with him. 30 minutes later, when I was about to tell him, he broke up with me unexpectedly with no explanation. FML

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