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By The Crappy Genie - 24/05/2018 06:18

Today, my father drove his boat an 1.5 hrs in the water to a Marina for an inspection. When he went back to pick it up they put it in the water and it began to sink. There were 40 plus holes in the hull and they tried to claim the holes where there when he brought it in. FML

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