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By "Caci Johnson_1334690502" - 14/01/2018 20:22
Today, my daughter decided she was going to show her disapproval of my cooking by puking all over the kitchen table during dinner. Later, at bedtime, she then proceeded to puke again covering her bedding, pillow and her favorite stuffed animal. Guess who can't clean up vomit without puking myself? FML