By finalfantasy - 21/06/2018 17:30 - United States - Aurora

Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 843
You deserved it 265

Same thing different taste

Top comments

That IS pretty funny. The prank war is on. Replace his lube with superglue.

Please tell me the glue was non-toxic!

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Zekfen 17

When normal cream won’t contain that beast of a cold sore, switch to superglue for maximum holding power!

That IS pretty funny. The prank war is on. Replace his lube with superglue.

Donut_Wizard 23

And add a few drops of hot sauce.

So, the next person you kiss will get stuck to a herpe.

Please tell me the glue was non-toxic!

Well, I certainly laughed when I read that, so he just may be on to something.

That's when you replace his lotion with hand sanitizer.

openawhole00 6

hopefully your ex isn't your emergency contact

well, it may not help your cold sore but it’ll help you lose some weight!

SwordSlashBlade 13

Well if ya can’t tell the difference between coldsore cream and superglue ... you deserved it!

On the way to school tomorrow put chocolate on his seat so it looks like he shit himself all day.