By Anonymous - 28/08/2018 06:00

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Today, my boyfriend's dog, which he got even though he knew I was allergic, literally got in between us while we were having sex. He didn't stop and got mad when I did. Now I'm itchy. FML
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skippydoda 32

He knew that you are allergic and still choose a dog... Honey, that's a sign. When you had an allergic reaction he was mad because you wouldn't have sex with him... Honey, that's a sign. LEAVE HIM!

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Leeono 26

That’s sounds ruff. I would have collared him. That’s not the type of boning he should be interested in. Any more paw puns?!

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skippydoda 32

He knew that you are allergic and still choose a dog... Honey, that's a sign. When you had an allergic reaction he was mad because you wouldn't have sex with him... Honey, that's a sign. LEAVE HIM!

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real life problems 26

What does honey have to do with it? Bees are dying at an alarming rate you know

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skippydoda 32

I'm allergic to bees so good riddance (I actually don't feel this way)

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mssileas 25

Whyyyy are y'all in relationships with people who can't even be bothered with being considerate of your basic health?? Leave him to share the bed with his dog and get you someone who values you enough to not let you break out in allergic reactions for the sake of his weiner. JFC.

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Stephanie Claire 12

Eh the dog is probably better company anyway

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