Party and Work: Today, I went to work in my best outfit for the big corporate...

By Anonymous - 09/06/2014 21:20 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I went to work in my best outfit for the big corporate party we were having later in the day. When I arrived, my boss said, "You missed one hell of a party yesterday!" Shit. FML

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By cstokes - 05/05/2011 04:44 - United States

Today, at work, I was supposed to have an easy two-hour shift, after which I was planning on attending a party that had been arranged to celebrate my graduation. Nearly six hours later, I am just getting home after being super busy and shorthanded at work for hours. I missed my own party. FML

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By Nalya - 09/01/2009 03:38 - France

Today, my boss told me that we're having a big meeting tomorrow, with lots of important people. Before leaving the room he added, "Please, tomorrow, try to dress better." FML

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By PieterseMJ - 02/11/2012 12:17 - South Africa - Sandton

Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML

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By demispark - 24/04/2013 14:10 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I was leaving work when I realized I had forgotten my bag on my desk. As I went back to get it, I overheard my co-workers talking about "last night's office party." I wasn't invited. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 00:01 - Australia

Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML

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By missedfistbump - 20/03/2013 14:31 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML

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By Lizzie - 30/05/2013 22:32 - United States - Rockford

Today, we had a get together for work at a restaurant I've never heard of. After spending all week trying to make a good impression on my new boss and co-workers, I showed up in a pair of shorts and a Star Wars T-Shirt. Turns out it was one of the fanciest restaurants in town. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML

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By Chansus10 - 20/10/2014 15:03 - United States - Greendale

Today, my boss drove past me while I was walking to work, and splashing mud over my uniform. When I got to work, he criticized me for showing up in unpresentable condition. FML

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By jobsearching - 21/11/2012 20:43 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I ran into my boss outside of work. She smiled, and started trying to have an in-depth chat with me. I wouldn't have minded, if it weren't for the fact I ran into her at a club, whilst they were having an S and M theme night. And we were both fully dressed up for it. FML

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Tuesday 10 June 2014 6:52

I think you took fashionably late too far...

wastedpenguin 14

Tuesday 10 June 2014 6:52

That sucks. be sure to check your calender next time op

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koolkanga 12

Tuesday 10 June 2014 6:51

Maybe he had a different party the day before...?

Bloink 25

Tuesday 10 June 2014 7:08

lindsey stirling!!!!

StillUsesMyspace 22

Tuesday 10 June 2014 7:09

Or maybe a wrong date on purpose kind of thing?

incoherentrmblr 21

Tuesday 10 June 2014 7:30

More like Lindsay Lohan...

thatguynamedsky 32

Tuesday 10 June 2014 9:00

how many steps were you dropped down?

lonewolf621 17

Tuesday 10 June 2014 23:46

Not that much of an FML.

wastedpenguin 14

Tuesday 10 June 2014 6:52

That sucks. be sure to check your calender next time op

collegedream121 8

Tuesday 10 June 2014 6:52

I think you took fashionably late too far...

badluckalex 23

Tuesday 10 June 2014 7:14

better late than never!

incoherentrmblr 21

Tuesday 10 June 2014 7:28

Liz Taylor is rolling around in her grave...

greeneyebeauty9 28

Tuesday 10 June 2014 6:52

Well he obviously wasn't mad you didn't show up. All you did was just miss one hell of a party!

BradTheBrony 19

Tuesday 10 June 2014 20:58

I don't think that's what OP was worried about.

FrancesShiver 20

Tuesday 10 June 2014 6:53

Well, I bet you looked great!

ladyLALAA 28

Tuesday 10 June 2014 8:57

OP if you beat yourself over this can you film it repeating "stop hitting yourself" and share said video?

abattior 18

Tuesday 10 June 2014 6:54

don't worry OP there will be more parties in the future!

J215B 33

Tuesday 10 June 2014 7:03

That's like telling someone there are plenty of fish in the sea. Doesn't change the fact they missed the party they were looking forward to.

abattior 18

Tuesday 10 June 2014 7:44

so she should beat her self for one party?

magickitten 26

Tuesday 10 June 2014 6:55

Unlucky!

meganlovestea 15

Tuesday 10 June 2014 9:02

Really?

magickitten 26

Tuesday 10 June 2014 15:23

Yes, really. You could say that mixing up your dates therefore missing a great party is unlucky.

Liamj774 36

Tuesday 10 June 2014 6:58

Well you could say you showed up fashionably late

Whatapuffchild 23

Tuesday 10 June 2014 7:16

at least you looked real good that day

auro7 18

Tuesday 10 June 2014 7:27

I swear I read an FML pretty similar to this in the random section a while back.

why_teh_hell 25

Tuesday 10 June 2014 7:34

There is. I saw it in random the other day. This is exactly the same, just re-worded...Can't stand this.

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