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By "tintarroja" - 11/08/2018 20:18

Today, I went to a new Ob-Gyn office to do my annual Pap test, and for the first time a female Nurse Practitioner was going to do the test. So, her first comment was: "You have a happy vagina". FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 14 August 2018 19:18

"You have a happy ******, but the rest of your chi is misaligned. Please lie on this table naked, while I improve your chi with these crystals, some incense, and a special chant I learned while backpacking in China. Oh, and I've noticed you have a slight acne problem, so eat this tiger penis, and it'll clear it up within a week." Was this how the rest of the conversation transpired?

tintarroja 31

Tuesday 14 August 2018 20:03

I was too embarrassed at her comment to keep talking with her. It was plainly awkward.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 14 August 2018 19:18

"You have a happy ******, but the rest of your chi is misaligned. Please lie on this table naked, while I improve your chi with these crystals, some incense, and a special chant I learned while backpacking in China. Oh, and I've noticed you have a slight acne problem, so eat this tiger penis, and it'll clear it up within a week." Was this how the rest of the conversation transpired?

tintarroja 31

Tuesday 14 August 2018 20:03

I was too embarrassed at her comment to keep talking with her. It was plainly awkward.

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