the walls paper thin.. right next to the flight attendant area.. you can't hide anything

Hey, she might have appreciated the fact you didn't defile the entire bathroom.

Maybe an opportunity?

You deserved it. Really. After not causing a scene and not leaving any vomit in the bathroom you clearly deserved to be proud and you clearly deserved that a flight attendant was waiting for you with a class of water. And there is no reason to be ashamed of being sick.

Glass of water? FYL, indeed! You got pre-emptively friend-zoned! Surely, the right outcome of this story is the flight attendant joins you in the bathroom, holding two glasses of champagne and her uniform strategically unbuttoned revealing the cleavage of her ample bosom... For the rest, you’ll have to buy my book.

I don't find this to be a FML really. You calmly walked to the bathroom to do what you had to do, cleaned up after yourself and caught the concern of a cute flight attendant who just wanted to help.

OP here! OMG I saw this FML and that it was from Austria and then I thought hey I'm from Austria too. Then I read the FML and thought HEY THAT'S MINE!! AND IT WAS =D.. I'M so happy =D... Just a couple of things to clarify (since 200 characters aren't nearly enough XD ): This actually happened a couple of month ago. I was on a flight home from Lima. There was this super hot flight attendant on the plane and I was ogling him everytime he passed. During the first 2 hours of the flight I felt perfectly fine and had no troubles. Then the food came and it was delicious but a couple of minutes after they cleaned up the trays I started feeling extremely nauseous. Now I travel a lot and have been on plenty of flights so far and this never happened to me before. Anyways, once I realized that I was not going to be able to hold it back I calmly got up and walked to the bathroom since I didn't want to make a fuss. Once I got there I was violently sick into the toilet. I had stomach cramps like you wouldn't believe. It hurt so much and I had no idea what was going on... After I was done I cleaned everything up as best I could and washed up as to not arouse any suspicion. I didn't look too bad (I thought) and left the bathroom, proud of myslef that nobody noticed. However as soon as I opened the door the hot flight attendant was standing there in front of the door and gave me a glass of water. Then he looked at me pityingly and asked me if I wanted some coke. I just nodded embarrased and he gave it to me. XD... I was sick like 6 more times on that flight and had cramps all the way to Paris (where I changed planes). To this day I do not know what happened to me on that flight and it hasn't happend since and I sincerely hope it doesn't happen again because this was a horrible experience. Sorry for the giant post but I always want to know the backstory behind FML's so I thought you might too ;) Thanks for all the encouraging words btw ;)

It sucks to be sick, at least you had a chance to strike up a conversation with a hot flight attendant.

It could’ve been worse — he could’ve heard you getting sick from the other end. Explosive diarrhea would be infinitely more embarrassing.

You had no chance with her anyway OP. You are just a Rubberduck. Of Doom. I mean, you gotta play in your own field man.