Today, I lost my ticket to get on my bus from school, I was stuck... - FML

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By "Kaitlyne Townsend" - 20/02/2018 21:54

Today, I lost my ticket to get on my bus from school, I was stuck at the bus stop for 2hrs. I found it in my jacket pocket. FML

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