Today, I left my kid at my mother in laws house and when I came...

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By "ch,nlv" - 22/04/2018 10:59

Today, I left my kid at my mother in laws house and when I came back, I found that she pierced their ears, waxed their eyebrows and had gotten them a manicure. My kid is a 3 year old boy. FML

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lj19717 19

Wednesday 25 April 2018 1:55

Piercing his ears without parental permission is not okey, everything else isn’t very bad.

Ali Alexandrea 16

Thursday 26 April 2018 6:26

you think waxing a three year old childs eyebrows is okay?

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