Today, I handed my boss my resignation letter that told him my... - FML

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By mcdgaf - 23/05/2018 01:25

Today, I handed my boss my resignation letter that told him my end date would be three weeks from now. My office manager yelled at me for ruining her weekend plans, then told me she wouldn't have hired me if she knew I would be moving for my husband's job. my husband is military. FML

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azouwa 26

Monday 28 May 2018 1:56

Next time hand them an, "I'm sorry for your loss." Card. On the inside just put, "My last day is... You will miss me."

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azouwa 26

Monday 28 May 2018 1:56

Next time hand them an, "I'm sorry for your loss." Card. On the inside just put, "My last day is... You will miss me."

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