Today, I got my period. For the 3rd week in a row. I thought...

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2018 04:31

Today, I got my period. For the 3rd week in a row. I thought it was finally done so I'd put my clean expensive freshly bleached white panties on. The couch is crimson red. FML

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Emma Marshall 19

Monday 24 September 2018 0:39

Isn't being female great and so easy

BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 24 September 2018 3:51

Never underestimate Aunt Flo sticking around when she's not wanted.

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Emma Marshall 19

Monday 24 September 2018 0:39

Isn't being female great and so easy

BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 24 September 2018 3:51

Never underestimate Aunt Flo sticking around when she's not wanted.

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