Today, I found out my boyfriend has been talking to another girl... - FML

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By Broken-hearted - 23/04/2018 10:00 - United States - Ypsilanti

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been talking to another girl behind my back for about half the relationship. He came out as Polyamory as he was feeling that develop over the past few days and wishes for all three of us to live together happily in the future. He sprang all of this on me before a final. FML

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azouwa 26

Thursday 26 April 2018 8:11

Focus on that final. It's important. Once you get it out of the way then you can focus on your newest annoying issues. Sorry OP. Been there.

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azouwa 26

Thursday 26 April 2018 8:11

Focus on that final. It's important. Once you get it out of the way then you can focus on your newest annoying issues. Sorry OP. Been there.

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