The illustrated FMLs
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Today, my mom corrected all the spelling mistakes in my diary. FML

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By I will find you and I will fucking fuck y - / Sunday 5 January 2014 20:39 / United Kingdom - Falmouth
fml0505 Say more :
This is the OP! I live with a married couple because they are old friends of mine, the rent is cheap, and it helps them out with the bills as well. It's really not that bad, we get along really well. The baby talk just gets old when you hear it all the time ya know? I don't even think he realizes he's doing it at this point, and I don't want to get in the middle of their marriage. I'll just keep quiet,...
By fml0505 - / Thursday 9 May 2013 06:49 / United States
C8H18 Say more :
OP here. I don't work in programming. I teach weapons safety courses and coach people while shooting on the range. The only thing that came to mind when my supervisor said this was the center ring on the targets. Maybe I am wrong, but I took this as I should be shot at.
By C8H18 / Wednesday 29 June 2016 03:16 / United States
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By taylortotscx / Sunday 27 May 2012 17:15 / United States - Ocala
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By ow my kidneys - / Tuesday 14 July 2015 10:33 / Germany - Bad Oeynhausen
By maybe next time? - / Wednesday 14 September 2016 11:57 / Australia - Greystanes
By movingout / Saturday 26 January 2013 23:50 / Australia - Ringwood
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 27 July 2016 10:36 / Ukraine - Poltava
By Anonymous - / Friday 27 May 2016 19:09 / United States - Lady Lake
Winterbelle Say more :
Hiya, OP here! I'm honestly surprised this was posted, but hopefully I can make a few things clear! I work at a Super Target, and honestly, the thing most irritating to me is that they didn't immediately notice how low my amount of transactions are. a normal week of cashiering at the front lanes is about 900-1300 transactions. Having 1500 for two months is abnormally low, especially for a full time...
By Winterbelle - / Thursday 2 April 2015 01:06 / United States - Chaska
By Ohgreat - / Saturday 17 October 2009 16:25 / United States
By Anonyme / Friday 26 June 2015 00:40 / France - G?anges
By doomed - / Wednesday 11 February 2015 00:00 / United States - Seattle
By Mortified - / Friday 24 February 2017 20:00 / United States
By sandwhiched / Thursday 1 January 2015 08:52 / United States - Los Angeles
By TallGal - / Friday 14 September 2012 08:26 / United States - Tucson
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