Love and Holidays: Today, my date for this weekend called and asked if he could...

By CorinnenotaplanB - 28/07/2018 01:30

Today, my date for this weekend called and asked if he could bring his possible new girlfriend on our weekend getaway as well. FML

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By waterspike - 29/01/2010 13:18 - France

Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 00:01

Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML

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By jimmy_poison - 09/02/2015 00:19 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML

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You deserved it 2 937

By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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You deserved it 3 354

By FriendZone - 03/03/2017 16:00 - United States - Abington

Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML

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You deserved it 2 033

By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2020 03:31 - India - Bangalore

Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who insisted that I go with him to his friend's house party to meet people and socialize, as I'm new to the city. When I got there, I realised he had invited two other girls as his date as well. FML

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You deserved it 151

By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By lamesauce - 15/02/2009 10:32 - Canada

Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML

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You deserved it 3 050

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 28 July 2018 2:56

Hell, yeah! On the drive, play that song “don’t you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?” and establish your dominance!

FishyFishy 12

Saturday 28 July 2018 2:18

Is it possible it might just be his new girlfriend and him on the trip now?

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FishyFishy 12

Saturday 28 July 2018 2:18

Is it possible it might just be his new girlfriend and him on the trip now?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 28 July 2018 2:56

Hell, yeah! On the drive, play that song “don’t you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?” and establish your dominance!

Charlie Given 26

Saturday 28 July 2018 6:19

Wow should've said sure only if I can bring whips, chains and my gimp 😈😏

bluhbluhbluh 14

Saturday 28 July 2018 11:19

You need to get away.

Gundel 22

Saturday 28 July 2018 18:16

I hope you said "No!"

fabs1171 23

Saturday 28 July 2018 19:06

Just make sure when you’re all having sex, you’re not sitting in the corner wanking (I know, OP is a chick) while they go for it

Cali 54

Friday 3 August 2018 19:33

Meta.

ChakatBlackstar 29

Saturday 28 July 2018 21:50

Aaaaaand? Inquiring minds want to find out what happened next!

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Today, I'd thought I was somewhat friends with a girl, the only person I actually talked to outside of school, but after overhearing a discussion I think she may actually have restricted me on Instagram, because I've "always pissed me off anyway." FML

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Today, after masturbating in the shower, I heard my phone go off outside the bathroom. After my mom saw me get my phone to check my messages, she said, "I think you're addicted to that", to which I said, "But it feels so good and every guy does it." She was talking about how I text people a lot. FML

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Today, I went to see a therapist for help with my severe fear of spiders. The therapist held a big spider in a box inches away from my face. I ran to the back of the room and asked him why. He responded with, "Aren't therapists supposed to help you face your fears?" I'm paying $150 an hour. FML

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Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML

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Today, while in a crowded store, someone tore my mask off my face and ran away. Then before I could run after them, I got stopped and screamed at for not wearing a mask. FML

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Today, I asked my mom why she had two tooth brushes: one manual and one electric. She said: "I only use the manual one for brushing my teeth." FML

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Today, I found out the gift card my friend gave me for Christmas actually has no money on it and was never purchased in the first place. FML

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Today, the boy who loved me and left me literally became the poster boy for my college. His picture is on the home page of the college website and on a banner in the cafeteria where I eat every day. FML

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