Today, my best friend was with me and got hit by a car. After... - FML

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By shoudabeenme - 23/04/2018 16:45

Today, my best friend was with me and got hit by a car. After being hit, he looked at me and said, "It should have been you." FML

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JasonThorn 19

Thursday 26 April 2018 16:34

"And I SHOULD have a more considerate friend...and yet, HERE WE ARE."

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JasonThorn 19

Thursday 26 April 2018 16:34

"And I SHOULD have a more considerate friend...and yet, HERE WE ARE."

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