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By Anonymous - 24/06/2018 15:00

Today, I was training a new volunteer at a clothing donation center. While explaining how to sort donations, I reached into a garbage bag full of clothes and something on my hand caught my eye. It was a bed bug. The bag was full of them and they sought refuge up my arm. FML

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Bugging out

By Anonymous - 23/06/2013 04:10 - United States - Seattle

Today, while working the graveyard shift at my hotel, it felt a little chilly, so I grabbed a blanket out of the box we usually store old blankets in. Twenty minutes later, the live-in maintenance man casually remarked that those blankets are all infected with bed-bugs. FML

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By Elgrin - 17/06/2016 18:03 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I woke up to something crawling on my leg. Thinking it might be a spider, I jumped out frantically to check. The good news: it's not a spider. The bad news: it's a bedbug. My apartment was just treated for them. FML

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Exterminator

By being cheap is expensive! - 25/11/2021 05:01

Today, my wife’s unending cheapness and need for a “deal” has bitten us in the ass. Literally. She accepted a bag of clothes from a coworker and yup, you guessed it, it was infested with fucking bedbugs. Now our whole house has them, and all she said was, “At least the clothes can be washed.” FML

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Invaded

By icanteven - 12/09/2013 01:12 - United States - Florence

Today, one of my employees called in after his 8-hour shift, explaining that he had bed bugs at home, found one on his shirt, and thinks they are in the store. I own a mattress shop. They'd spread. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 18:02 - United States

Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 22:20 - United States

Today, while bringing boxes up from the basement, I noticed a few spider egg sacs had stuck to my shirt. As I desperately tried to remove them, they hatched. FML

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By yesikilledit - 20/11/2018 13:30

Today, I woke up and saw a piece of black fuzz on my shirt. I tried to pick it off but it crawled into my hand and stabbed my skin with its sharp legs. I screamed like a little girl because I had a centipede on me. FML

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By SimpleSadie - 22/04/2017 16:00

Today, after finally going to therapy for anxiety like everyone wanted, I discovered the itching feeling that kept me awake at night was actually caused by a bedbug infestation. FML

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Freak Scene

By antsgomarching - 06/10/2020 17:01

Today, I was sleeping in my bed when I felt an itch on my arm. Then another. Then another. I finally looked to see what was going on, only to find a bunch of ants crawling in my bed. They were somehow getting in through the closed window. Guess I’m done sleeping tonight. FML

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By Juanald - 05/11/2017 05:00

Today, after being moved to three different employer-provided apartments because they all had mold and electrical problems, I requested a bigger bed. The bed they delivered had bedbugs. FML

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cacheson 41

Sunday 24 June 2018 15:14

Do not go into your own home again until you’ve thoroughly cleaned up somewhere else. And the clothes you’re wearing are dead now, they’re never coming back.

MissMizery 19

Sunday 10 June 2018 6:02

Burn the bag.

Comments

MissMizery 19

Sunday 10 June 2018 6:02

Burn the bag.

interesting33 36

Sunday 10 June 2018 11:10

and the arm

StagGT 13

Sunday 24 June 2018 18:34

and the donation center

cacheson 41

Sunday 24 June 2018 15:14

Do not go into your own home again until you’ve thoroughly cleaned up somewhere else. And the clothes you’re wearing are dead now, they’re never coming back.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 24 June 2018 16:45

Can customers buy the bedbugs at the standard 25 cents per pound, or are they marked separately? Thrift store shoppers need to know!

bluhbluhbluh 14

Sunday 24 June 2018 20:15

I'm free in about 2 hours if you'd like me to remove the offensive arm.

Lobby_Bee 17

Sunday 24 June 2018 20:18

All they want is just a bed to sleep.

PenguinPal3017 19

Sunday 24 June 2018 21:08

Bed bugs are one of my worst fears.

WHSKitty 7

Tuesday 26 June 2018 1:11

This is precisely why I absolutely refuse to shop or even step into ANY thrift store anymore.I am absolutely petrified of bugs, especially...

thatslifeiguess7 16

Sunday 24 June 2018 22:59

Neem oil 12 drops rubbing alcohol 1 bottle Downey 1 cup mix in a spray bottle and spray your car, your house and furniture. wash any clothes in hot water and neem oil. it smells awful but works take neem oil and shampoo and bathe with it good luck I use to clean hotels