By gman - 12/09/2018 03:30

Today, I've been seeing this girl for three months. After asking her if she'd like to go out to eat with me, I realized that she never called me by my name, just "hey you". While we were out, I wondered what she had me saved as, so I texted her when she got up to use the restroom. It was "free food". FML
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real life problems 26

Been there done that! next time just leave while she goes to the bathroom

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ohsnapword 21

You should get up to use the restroom, jump out the window and ghost the bitch.

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real life problems 26

Been there done that! next time just leave while she goes to the bathroom

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real life problems 26

If you want to see the expression on her face, when the waitress asks if you will pay together or separate, say separate

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ohsnapword 21

You should get up to use the restroom, jump out the window and ghost the bitch.

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RichardPencil 30

Doesn’t matter, had sex. You’re getting lots of sex out of this, right? If so, it’s just a minor detail that she doesn’t know your name. (If you get her pregnant, that’s an advantage!)

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kirby1964 20

Not an advantage, she has his phone number, she could get his name.

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RichardPencil 30

Not if he gets in the habit of answering every phone call and text with “New phone, who dis?”

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Lalala579121 27

And if all else fails, OP can just tell her that he's been married for 4 years.

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Marcos Antônio Reis Dantas 2

If you are getting enough sex, keep going for awhile and change her contact to “Free wh0re”. Before terminating let her find out ...

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Rabite 28

Well, if you pay for it, it's not free.

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whiskey'swino 15

Been there, as a lady. Except as "Free Food" I would mention how my Driver's License photo is terrible. 9/10 times the guy would show me his license. Then I had what I needed, a name, a birth year, an address...

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boopingsnoot 24

Give your server enough to cover your meal, plus tip, and an explanation that you’re ditching a bad date. They’ve seen it before.

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joonsson 21

Neeej. Just leave her with the bill, she deserves it.

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blightsight 10

I'm pretty sure I've read this one before.

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PenguinPal3017 19

Better than "free kidneys".

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interesting33 36

why are you always paying?? She should pay too. Tell her it is her turn to pay.

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stormy0307 16

When my wife and I were dating we would always trade off who paid. We kept a running tally in our heads in case one of us covered an expensive meal, the other would maybe pay for two cheaper ones. Worked out well for us.

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