By PrincessCrippled - / Friday 18 May 2018 15:00 /
By Broken Leg, Broken Job - / Thursday 10 May 2018 01:30 /
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Today, I brought my car into the shop because it kept picking up speed on its own and I was panicking. A mere $200 later, it turns out I didn’t put my car mat in right and it was sitting on my gas pedal. FML

By Meganbear - / Wednesday 9 May 2018 09:00 / Canada - Toronto
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By Hatemyjobbb - / Tuesday 1 May 2018 19:00 /
Emma Eisnor Say more :
Hey OP here! This actually happened when I went on a two week trip to Italy back in the beginning of March. The rest of the trip was actually great I toured the entire country! As for what happened, I was on my period with a pad on and it took me 6 hours of the 8 hour flight to fall asleep, but as soon as I did fall asleep all hell broke loose apparently. I didn’t tell the flight attendants because...
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By catsonuincorns - / Sunday 15 April 2018 06:00 / United States - Clovis
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Today, I was incredibly bored during a long bus journey, so I played chess against my e-book reader. On the lowest difficulty. I lost 27 times in a row. FML

By Kotlopou - / Tuesday 10 April 2018 19:00 / Czech Republic - Prague
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By Si123 - / Tuesday 10 April 2018 00:30 / United Kingdom - Renfrew
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Follow up! We flew home together. To be honest, it didn't even occur to me to go without him. It was a very weird and stressful situation, badly handled by the Indian authorities. I was DEFINITELY pissed off, and spoke the words "That'd better have been the best fucking high of your fucking life". But I also knew that he'd used his passport for this purpose when he was 19 (we were 25 at the...
By Doortje - / Monday 9 April 2018 17:11 / United Kingdom - Sheffield
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By amy - / Monday 2 April 2018 09:00 / United States
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By Anonymous - / Friday 30 March 2018 04:00 / United Kingdom
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By Andy - / Monday 26 March 2018 01:30 / Germany - W?rselen
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By Worst City in the World - / Thursday 22 March 2018 15:00 /
By it's v - / Saturday 17 March 2018 08:00 / United States - Denver
World

Today, I learned that when airport security jokes that he's going to eat your box of donuts, you should not then joke back that he shouldn’t "because the powdered sugar is really cocaine". FML

By You won’t believe what happened next - / Saturday 10 March 2018 01:30 / Denmark
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 7 March 2018 09:00 / United States - Stamford
World

Today, I'm stuck in the middle of a red weather warning because of two huge snowstorms. I've been snowed in at work for three days so far. No sign of getting home any time soon. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 6 March 2018 14:00 / United Kingdom
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