Today, while being extremely hyped for my trip to South America... - FML

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By travelexpert - 15/07/2018 10:52

Today, while being extremely hyped for my trip to South America which starts tomorrow, I decided to print the flight tickets. While printing I noticed my flight from Europe to Peru goes today and not on Monday. I had to book a last minute flight, which alone costs half of my planned travel budget. FML

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