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By Not Garry - 22/05/2018 10:07 - Ireland

Today, was my graduation. As I was receiving my certificate the principal addressed me as Garry. I'm a girl. FML

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Thursday 24 May 2018 18:00

It's okay, I know you aren't a Gary or you would have spelled it right :P

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Thursday 24 May 2018 18:00

It's okay, I know you aren't a Gary or you would have spelled it right :P

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