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By rubberduck_of_doom - 21/02/2018 23:23
Today, I moved into my new flat. After about one hour with my new neighbour from downstairs came to knock on the door and ask me to 'not walk so loudly'. I suppose I'll have to learn how to float. FML
Mr Heckles?!