Love and Geek: Today, I found out that when someone posts a "story" on Instagram,...

By Instacreep - 20/03/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that when someone posts a "story" on Instagram, they can see who has viewed it and how many times. I have been viewing an ex's story every day for the past week. We do not follow each other. FML

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You deserved it 4 434

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Assumptions

By Anonymous - 09/11/2021 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML

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Dumbass move

By Anonymous - 24/02/2023 00:00

Today, I stupidly liked a post on my ex's social media account from three years ago. They then texted me immediately to ask why I was stalking them. FML

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You deserved it 975

Instadrama

By etahrabayraa - 27/06/2020 08:08

Today, I was stalking a popular girl from my high school's account and my phone went bonkers. It looks like I liked and disliked the same video of hers over and over. I disabled my Instagram account. FML

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You deserved it 1 584

Move on, dude

By Sabrina - 03/09/2019 04:00 - Australia - Canberra

Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML

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You deserved it 202

Alexa, play "A Certain Someone" by The Sundays

By Anonymous - 21/09/2023 19:02 - Brazil - Lajeado

Today, I posted a story on Instagram just so a certain someone who has been ghosting me could reply. He didn't. He never even opened my Instagram story. I should give up by now. FML

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You deserved it 1 100

By SeeingGreen - 08/05/2017 02:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my ex popped up as someone I might know as Instagram, complete with his workout photos. My fiance is mad at me for showing these to my family, even though the consensus is that my ex looks like a condom stuffed with marbles. FML

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You deserved it 1 310

Curiosity!

By Anonymous - 31/12/2019 14:00

Today, I got curious and decided to look for my ex's social media after he blocked me off everything. I found him on LinkedIn and it is only after I click on his profile that I remembered, he will be notified that I looked him up. FML

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You deserved it 3 600

Sussy

By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2016 00:18 - Canada - Maple

Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 380

You deserved it 1 354

Snoopy

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML

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You deserved it 37 008

mattyiscool123 26

Tuesday 20 March 2018 1:49

I knew about who views it. But I did not know about the amount of times that person viewed it. That’s interesting

clairecurses 19

Monday 19 February 2018 10:16

yeah that is creepy & unhealthy, you need to move on

Comments

clairecurses 19

Monday 19 February 2018 10:16

yeah that is creepy & unhealthy, you need to move on

mattyiscool123 26

Tuesday 20 March 2018 1:49

I knew about who views it. But I did not know about the amount of times that person viewed it. That’s interesting

mattyiscool123 26

Tuesday 20 March 2018 1:51

Just kidding, I read the fml wrong

Donut_Wizard 23

Tuesday 20 March 2018 2:26

And you still wonder why she dumped you in the first place.

thelittlem 15

Tuesday 20 March 2018 2:56

where exactly does it even imply that the ex is a girl?

bkwusa 15

Tuesday 20 March 2018 16:42

Pretty sure that's a female sign under the fml... so 95% chance that the ex is a guy... (3% of US identifies as Gay or Lesbian)

Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 20 March 2018 2:36

I doubt he would even look at who checked his story out. But what do I know, I'm an instanoob.

Nadine 21

Tuesday 20 March 2018 11:15

Most people at least take a glance. Kinda part of the insta-fun.

Liongoddess8 18

Tuesday 20 March 2018 14:59

I do!

yeongji 31

Tuesday 20 March 2018 2:44

Unless he checks to see who views them, he wouldn't know about it. I am not sure how long it has been since the break up, but I hope you will be able to move on soon. It's tough, but stay strong, OP!

Ciela 22

Tuesday 20 March 2018 4:34

why?

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 20 March 2018 5:05

You do follow him — not in the new-fangled, click-a-button way, but in the old-fashioned, creepy stalker way. Your version takes more effort and is more disturbing.