Today, my brother spent the weekend with me. I spent a lot of... - FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2018 11:22 - United States - Cranford

Today, my brother spent the weekend with me. I spent a lot of time with him, most of that time he spent telling me I don't know what hard work is, I'll never get a good job (I have a job), and that I'm an idiot for going to college. He still is at a loss as to why we aren't closer. FML

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