dumbass

I've done that.. But I was holding a kitten, and a box of crackers (or cookies or something?) and accidentally tossed the poor kitten onto a pillow on the floor instead of the snacks. She wouldn't come near me for a full hour, and she'd been napping in my lap for several days. :/

#13 - Silk is the name of the brand he had. He didn't shorten it himself.

I did that once, kind of. I had just finished a glass of orange juice and, like I always do, I threw the cup in the sink from the other end of the kitchen, I didn't relize till it was to late that it wasn't a plastic cup it was glass.

This is still my favorite fml that doesn't have like a million votes.

way to go douchebag !

You're a genius. People baffle me with how little they pat attention to anything in their life.

fyi soymilk causes infertility so it's better you threw it

haha this is so something that i would do

halarious=P