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By "VeryAnnoyed481549" - 15/07/2018 15:37

Today I was throwing a baseball with my brother and cousin and when my brother missed one he ran up to me and hit me in the face with the bat he broke my nose and my front right tooth. Yet I got blamed for being 'unfair'. Tomorrow is my sister's wedding and she said to avoid pictures with her... FML

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