Today I realized that Amazon auto-filled my address with an old...

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By Scratpot - 15/08/2018 15:54

Today I realized that Amazon auto-filled my address with an old one when I ordered a $400 Oculus Rift the other day. The package was just sent to my old house an hour away and I'm not sure I'll ever see it again. FML.

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