Animals and Holidays: Today, I’m pet-sitting for my parents while they’re on vacation....

By tenniemo - 11/06/2018 17:39 - United States - Green Valley

Today, I’m pet-sitting for my parents while they’re on vacation. So far, one cat has projectile vomited all over the living room, and another has pooped in their bed. Twice. My parents were not concerned when I called, and said this is normal behavior. FML

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By Yuck - 11/10/2018 05:00

Today, I worked a 12-hour shift. Today my parents' cat also had diarrhoea. Rather than clean it up when said cat projectile shat all through my bed, they simply closed my door and left it for me. Since it's in my room, apparently it's my problem. They can't understand why I'm pissed. FML

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Where were you?

By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 20:02 - United States - Stamford

Today, I came home from the hospital after six days. Despite having a cat sitter, they managed to shit on the bathroom floor and pee on my bed in protest for being gone too long. FML

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Great start to the day

By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 20:00

Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML

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Nice break

By Anonymous - 21/11/2023 14:00

Today, my parents went on holiday less than two hours ago. They’re probably still in the airport, and not even on the plane yet. In those two hours I spilled milk on dad's armchair, broke a door handle off a kitchen cupboard, and stepped on and broke the cat's tail so I’m now in the vet's waiting room. FML

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By coolbeans123 - 10/05/2011 16:37 - Singapore

Today, my dad texted me while I was in school saying, "Your cat vomited. Covered it up with a bowl so you can clean it when you come home." FML

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Curious...

By 16Charlie5 - 19/05/2018 15:00

Today, I woke to the smell of poop in my apartment. I went to investigate and found out a cat had pooped in my living room. I don’t have a cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2013 01:39 - United States - Decatur

Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML

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By peevedMcGee - 23/11/2018 17:30

Today, my cat pooped on the floor. After cleaning it up, I’m fairly certain it was not my cat but instead my roommate, who I also suspect is pooping in the litter box. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:23 - United States - Mulino

Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML

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Surprise!

By Fat_abott - 05/01/2012 20:40 - France

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

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chris_lillo 15

Tuesday 12 June 2018 3:29

At least you know your parents won't get mad at you!

bluhbluhbluh 14

Tuesday 12 June 2018 20:06

your parents are catshit crazy

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 12 June 2018 2:42

Your parents normally sleep in catshit? Pray that you were adopted and they haven’t told you yet. Shit-sleeping is hereditary!

Tony Friddle 11

Tuesday 12 June 2018 3:05

cats are weird

Donut_Wizard 23

Tuesday 12 June 2018 3:14

If you can’t beat them, join them.

chris_lillo 15

Tuesday 12 June 2018 3:29

At least you know your parents won't get mad at you!

Firestar268 25

Tuesday 12 June 2018 5:17

At least they weren't mad

PenguinPal3017 19

Tuesday 12 June 2018 7:22

Your parents might want to look into getting some pet rocks instead.

aruden 25

Tuesday 12 June 2018 11:14

Might aswell throw a party while they are gone, just blame all the throw-up and shit on the cats, they won't even notice because it's normal.

sunshine1421 14

Tuesday 12 June 2018 20:11

that might actually work good thinking

Davros 12

Tuesday 12 June 2018 11:16

cats are assholes

Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 12 June 2018 13:10

Awww they miss your parents.

dexter420 21

Tuesday 12 June 2018 19:01

Lock them in your moms room

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