Today, I had dinner with some of my dad's friends. They all spoke...

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By Cassie - 13/08/2018 10:05

Today, I had dinner with some of my dad's friends. They all spoke in Chinese thinking I couldn't understand them. They all called me fat and that I eat too much. I'm almost underweight so I have to eat more. FML

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