By hitintheeye - 26/11/2011 15:09 - Canada

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Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML
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LeoF_fml 0

Haha, too big of a load to handle?

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skatepunk96 0

It was just incase he stuck it in the wrong hole...

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tweetypie 18

Is this the guy that called his gf "dickeye" after he poked her in the eye? If so she has every right to be afraid.

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xoconnie 8

hah thats funny. did u just continue on withou saying anything?

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number0 8

As a scientist, I wouldn't like foreign chemicals in my eyes either.

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IVIikey_312 0

that made no sense.

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zurisbloodyrose 0

.....you're not supposed to do that?

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pyromania21 0

guess hancocks gf figured out proper bj techniques on super heroes

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blackheart24 10

Makes sense since the username is hitintheeye...

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greenpixi 10

Major props to this girl, honestly. Sounds to me like this guy needs to learn to aim a bit better

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BeachBoi_Alex 7

She just didnt want OP to burn her eyes out with his acid semen.

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TashaRuber 0

Ewwww whats hiding under there? Lmao

KiddNYC1O 20

#4 meant what's under op's forest nutsack.

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builditbetter09 3

Underwear? Haaahaaahaaaa -_-

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ProjeKtSC2 8

I hope every comment you ever post gets at least 40 dislikes... Just speakin the truth

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GarrettRice 3

Haha 69 dislikes

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TashaRuber 0

Ha idc i have like 100 likes on another one

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pablopoo 7

U look lika **** star

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ImFrackinBored 13

You know something went wrong when you biggest sense of accomplishment is getting over 100 likes on a comment...

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chels1994 11

no offence to anyone on this thread, but this made me crack up for a good 3 minutes

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The_Troller 14

I would've said the same but I was afraid I would be told to "GTFO"

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chels1994 11

the thing to understand is if you tell someone on the net to shut the hell up or whatever, theyre just gonna keep poking at your frustration :-

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GarrettRice 3

Your addicted to Justin bieber

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GarrettRice 3

Wow nobody's gonna read this

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huggs15 0

Hey girl... There's something wrong with my phone... Your number seems to be missing?

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Jujubilee 1

You must shoot quite a load...

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Jirekianu2 19

That picture combined with that comment. Awesome.

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G0v3nat0r 7

*fap fap fap* lol jk, but still funny

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hubla 0

Well the guy says when handling a spitting cobra you should always wear safety goggles. I'm just waiting for the gloves haha

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zyth 4

I'd take it as a compliment.

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cheer21moose 13

That's one very weird compliment

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1JDub 6

That my friend is the OK for a facial! Enjoy OP

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