By Jack - 10/01/2016 02:07 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
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geekpower_fml 28

I'd recommend purring for extra scratches.

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Feklfekl2222 32

If she loves her cats, I don't see a problem. Plus she'll feed yoj

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Feklfekl2222 32

If she loves her cats, I don't see a problem. Plus she'll feed yoj

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Feklfekl2222 32

Apologies, *you. I wrote that just as I woke up and apparently wasn't capable of reading

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h00tzForOsi 20

Yoj will have to fight the fat squirrels. The warm winter spoiled them.

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jake_braves 25

That's an excuse to act like you think you are a god. Haha. Since all cats think they're gods.

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TheFount 21

I like the way you explain your jokes immediately. It shows you've got spunk.

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junkymagi 7

and she can't have sex with the cats :D

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tygerarmy 35

No cat likes fancy feast! Friskies, what cats want!

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AwesomeBlossom16 6

No- Meow Mix! It's the only one cats ask for by name!!

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woxliuke 12

The question is - how many cats does she have?

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BrotherPhil 35

They're like exclamation marks: more than 3 is a sign of madness.

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Sora_McKain 36

#61 Oh dear me! In that case I've slipped into comfortable insanity!!!!!

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blostrich_ 19

That's a little too weird... But not everyone is perfect. At least you appreciated it before it "dawned on you".

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alphasmartass93 21

Still getting beard scratches though- i see no problem unless she starts buying litter in bulk!

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asperix 20

or when she only gives you food in one specific bowl! btw if she starts spraying you with water just talk! she'll get so startled you're gonna have time to run!

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