Today, my 15 year old sister told my family she was pregnant.... - FML

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By whydoesthishappentome? - 21/07/2018 04:44

Today, my 15 year old sister told my family she was pregnant. I’m 26 and still a virgin… not by choice. FML

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user53658 15

Monday 23 July 2018 12:27

First of all, don't worry, you're not missing much; no sex means no STD's, no child support, no drama, etc. Second, this is more a FML for your sister, her life is now practically ruined. And lastly, there is probably not much wrong with you for not getting sex, it just waaay easier to get sex when you are a girl.

interesting33 36

Monday 23 July 2018 15:35

honestly, at least you don't have to worry about a kid. that sucks for both of you tbh. your time will come OP.

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user53658 15

Monday 23 July 2018 12:27

First of all, don't worry, you're not missing much; no sex means no STD's, no child support, no drama, etc. Second, this is more a FML for your sister, her life is now practically ruined. And lastly, there is probably not much wrong with you for not getting sex, it just waaay easier to get sex when you are a girl.

interesting33 36

Monday 23 July 2018 15:35

honestly, at least you don't have to worry about a kid. that sucks for both of you tbh. your time will come OP.

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