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Today, my parents threatened to take away my college funds. Why? Because I complained about my 10 pm curfew during break as a freshman in college. FML

#21339229
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32753) - you deserved it (5067)

On 01/17/2015 at 10:50pm - money - by sophiae123 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to go back to the restaurant I had just eaten at and beg for my tip back so I could afford my bus home. FML

Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML

#21330614
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38849) - you deserved it (3497)

On 01/04/2015 at 11:58am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

#21330094
50 comments

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On 01/03/2015 at 4:16pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML

#21325473
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32440) - you deserved it (2527)

On 12/27/2014 at 7:22pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML

#21323615
58 comments

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On 12/24/2014 at 10:48pm - money - by evil Santa - United States (Ohio)

Today, after doing tons of research on a wand my little brother wanted for Christmas, I finally found one on eBay for $60. After already giving my credit card info and confirming the purchase, my dad called me and told me he found the exact same one for six bucks at a local toy store. FML

#21322266
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30099) - you deserved it (6578)

On 12/22/2014 at 7:54pm - money - by trippybmth (man) - United States

Today, thanks to some asswipe drunk driver fleeing the cops the wrong way down a one-way street, I've now had my third wreck this year. My insurance premium's now higher than Bob Marley in a weed factory. FML

#21321099
88 comments

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On 12/20/2014 at 7:53pm - money - by financially_wreckd (man) -

Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML

#21320958
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37841) - you deserved it (4708)

On 12/20/2014 at 3:00pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML

#21320485
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35844) - you deserved it (2851)

On 12/19/2014 at 6:27pm - money - by j4 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the "IRS scam" that I ignored last week was actually not a scam, and now I have a warrant out for me. FML

#21317643
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33020) - you deserved it (6738)

On 12/14/2014 at 10:50pm - money - by dawg - United States (Florida)

Today, after months of saving, I went to buy the wedding ring I promised to buy my fiancée. Just seconds after I walked in, the owner asked me to leave, saying he doesn't serve "trash" like me, while pointing at the memorial tattoo on the back of my hand. FML

#21316839
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36030) - you deserved it (3497)

On 12/13/2014 at 3:21pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, it's the last night before a concert. Today is also the day my brother pawned my clarinet for drug money. FML

#21315391
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35164) - you deserved it (2442)

On 12/11/2014 at 12:44am - money - by noshow (man) - United States (Texas)



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