Today, I came home from work to be given $1 by my mother. This normally would have been nice, had my mother not said, "I just sold that ugly old black and white picture frame you always leave lying around in your room." Which also would have been nice if that "frame" wasn't my Kindle. FML
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On 09/12/2012 at 4:44am - money - by humorizer - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that the car I got a great deal on a few days ago, needs a new transmission. I'm now the proud owner of a very large and very expensive paperweight. FML
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On 09/10/2012 at 12:48pm - money - by BuspassBob - United States
Today, uncertain of having a job next month or being able to pay rent, I'm filling out tens of online surveys a day for gift cards to McDonald's, to buy hamburgers that I can freeze so I will have food for the coming months. FML
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On 09/09/2012 at 8:45pm - money - by willtype4food (man) - Finland
Today, I'm so broke that I hand-washed my socks with a bar of soap that I stole from work. FML
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On 09/05/2012 at 2:27pm - money - by Lauraborealous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I woke up to a bunch of email notifications confirming all the drunken purchases I made last night on Amazon. Most of them can't be cancelled. This is the fourth time in a month. An "ironic" wolf-howling-at-the-moon t-shirt anyone? FML
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On 09/03/2012 at 1:24am - money - by DrunkenShopper (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, my car was towed for the second time in front of my own house. They tried to tell me it was because they didn't think I lived there anymore. The person who had it towed had just spoken to me not three hours before. FML
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On 08/29/2012 at 11:01am - money - by drixxy - United States (California)
Today, I was giving a tour of my boat to a man who seemed interested in purchasing it. Everything was going great. That is, until, the motor stopped running in the middle of the ocean. FML
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On 08/29/2012 at 12:52am - money - by anon - United States (Maine)
Today, I finally picked up my new bank card after my old one was stolen. It took the bank six weeks and five separate orders to figure it out, on top of which they've charged me a rush fee. FML
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On 08/28/2012 at 1:50pm - money - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I'm so broke that I got buyer's remorse after buying a $2 bottle of pancake syrup. FML
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On 08/26/2012 at 5:05pm - money - by Tanuki_paws - United States (Arizona)
Today, I had a hard time taking a dump. Before flushing, I noticed two pennies and a dime incrusted in my turd. It seems that yesterday, while drunk, I swallowed some change. FML
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On 08/23/2012 at 2:54am - money - by chrisbravo - United States
Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML
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On 08/17/2012 at 12:45pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Today, it was my twenty-first birthday, and a couple of friends took me out to celebrate. After ordering us shots throughout the night, my friends took off abruptly, leaving me with my very first bar tab. FML
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On 08/11/2012 at 1:53pm - money - by Chamorru (man) - Finland (Southern Finland)
Today, my girlfriend received a scam email about her great uncle dying and leaving her money. She not only believed it, but she also used my credit card details for it. FML
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On 08/11/2012 at 5:13am - money - by scammerssuck - Ireland (Dublin)
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