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Today, I went to Tiffany's to exchange a bracelet my boyfriend had given me for our year anniversary. It was the first gift that he actually spent money on me for. The sales lady then told me that the bracelet was not a real Tiffany's item. FML

#180458
98 comments

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On 03/02/2009 at 2:24am - money - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got my fake ID and went out with the boys to dinner and the bars. One of my friends asked to see my ID. He noticed my birthday didn't make me over 21. I paid $170 for a fake ID with my real birthday. FML

#98972
58 comments

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On 02/21/2009 at 8:19pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML

#90754
87 comments

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On 02/20/2009 at 6:42pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML

#79689
46 comments

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On 02/19/2009 at 4:47pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

#6627
30 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 4:46pm - money - by fire0fisis - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was trans-night. FML

#5857
52 comments

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On 02/02/2009 at 11:42pm - money - by bluntedone (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my fiancée "thought I should know" that she has a $125,000 student loan debt. FML

#4321
38 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 7:15pm - money - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I interviewed for a call center job making $13/hr, the only job where they called back. I used to live in a doorman luxury apartment in Manhattan with a prime skyline view and clubhouse. That was last month. FML

#3730
63 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 11:19am - money - by Banker - United States (Virginia)

Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML

#2823
50 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 11:47am - money - by dannij08 - United States (California)

Today, I sent out my resume to about a dozen jobs on Craigslist. I realized that I hadn't updated it in a while and went to double check it after the fact. My ex at some point had changed my objective to "I'm a cocksucker who needs a job real bad." FML

#2412
29 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 5:50am - money - by waitingformyfoodstamps - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, we received a wedding invitation from a couple who are renting an apartment from us. They haven't paid rent for several months. My father is listed as the "principal sponsor." FML

#2284
19 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 5:16am - money - by moronicmoroccan - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

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On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I bought a pair of new speakers for my comp. I forgot I had installed various volume enhancing programs and also maxed out all sound settings. I connected the new speakers and played some music. The sound destroyed them. FML

#1167
20 comments

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On 01/14/2009 at 9:02pm - money - by p!$$3D0FF - Australia (Victoria)



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