Today, I didn't realize until I was home that I'd thrown my retainer away with my tray at Chick-fil-A. FML

by idgit42 / 07/27/2010 at 6:15pm / United States (Alabama) / Money

Today, someone gave me 13 dollar bills. I rejected one because I'm very superstitious about the unlucky 13. Later, I waited half an hour in the car for someone to bring me exactly 1 dollar because I did not have enough for the parking fee. FML

by onedollar / 07/24/2010 at 5:56pm / Venezuela (Distrito Federal) / Money

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend jumping on my bed exclaiming that he had "won the lottery." He broke the bed. Turns out he only won £15.80. FML

by Ecce / 07/10/2010 at 8:03am / United Kingdom (London) / Money

Today, I found out I'm being evicted from my apartment on my birthday. FML

by Anonymous / 07/06/2010 at 7:08pm / United States (Iowa) / Money

Today, I politely asked my friend if she would repay me the £20 she owes me. She shouted at me, called me an insensitive bitch, and refuses to pay me back as apparently she can't afford to. Her holiday to Italy next week begs to differ. FML

by learntmylesson / 07/03/2010 at 12:15am / Money

Today, I called my mother to check up on her. Lately, she's been having some financial problems, so last week I sent her my last $100 to help her out until her next paycheck. She used the money to euthanize the family dog. FML

by Anonymous / 06/29/2010 at 2:53pm / United States (New Mexico) / Money

Today, I found out that my younger sister had maxed out all three of my credit cards when I tried all three of the cards, and realized that I didn't have $5.29 to buy tampons and Advil. FML

by Anonymous / 06/22/2010 at 7:44pm / United States (California) / Money

Today, I awoke to find that my car had been burglarized in my own driveway and several hundred dollars worth of electronics were stolen. I only later discovered that my campus parking pass had also been stolen when I got a $75 ticket while taking a chemistry test. FML

by 1129 / 06/15/2010 at 12:32pm / United States (Kentucky) / Money

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I got a huge bill through the post. It turns out that my elderly mother made the vet come out to my house to see the dog while I was out, because she was scared of the little growths she had found on his body. They were nipples. FML

by dogshavenipples / 06/02/2010 at 7:15pm / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Money

Today, someone broke into my car to steal $1.50. FML

by Brokeashell / 06/01/2010 at 2:47pm / United States / Money

Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

by TheComputerGuy96 / 05/22/2010 at 3:56am / Italy (Friuli-Venezia Giulia) / Money

Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML

by Anonymous / 05/15/2010 at 3:41pm / United States (Florida) / Money

Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML

by boring / 05/10/2010 at 6:14am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Money