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Today, the bank called saying we were late in the mortgage payments. I was puzzled because three months ago I issued a big cheque to my mum pay off the mortgage. I just discovered that she instead lost it all at the casino. Turns out, she's become a compulsive gambler ever since dad passed away. FML

#4853130
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On 08/27/2009 at 1:53am - money - by smoothcoffee (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that my Mom had taken out a loan out on my car from the repo man taking my car away. FML

#4712863
76 comments

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On 08/21/2009 at 4:44pm - money - by jonhapimp (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was trying to get money out of an ATM. It gave me twenty dollars short, so I started hitting it and kicking it, just as the Chubb security guys came up to refill it. I got tazered. Twice. FML

#4595424
77 comments

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On 08/17/2009 at 6:42am - money - by SnakeEyes (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was working at a shoe store and was helping a dude try on shoes. He looked like trouble and I wanted to finish with him. When he finally picked his shoes, he abruptly stood up and ran out of the store with the shoes on. The cost of them was deducted from my salary. $240. FML

#4556856
85 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 8:49pm - money - by smallpaycheck (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after having a few beers at a bar, I gave my ticket to the valet to get my car. I tipped the man $2 and he gave me a huge smile and thanked me a lot as I left. I thought the guy was just really appreciative for those $2 until I got home and saw one of the $100 bills in my wallet was gone. FML

#4546368
150 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 9:56am - money - by whooops (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my drunk uncle threw my brand new iPhone 3GS into my pool, ruining it completely. When I asked him to pay for the 600 dollar replacement cost, he said he wasn't responsible for his drunken actions. All of my family members are on his side. FML

#4539683
254 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 12:32am - money - by Shadyblood (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I was walking home when a man passed me and stopped. Thinking he was staring at my butt, I asked him kindly to stop. He then laughed and grabbed my wallet that was in my back pocket, and ran. He wasn't staring at my butt, and found it funny that I thought he was. FML

#4531515
86 comments

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On 08/14/2009 at 6:28pm - money - by scfead (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, when walking to my car I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML

#4498391
50 comments

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On 08/13/2009 at 10:00am - money - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, my parents came to the restaurant I work at as a waiter. After, I picked up the check to realize they had left me a $500 tip! We split the tips among the employees so I only got $50 back but I was still psyched. When I got home they asked me if I had noticed that they used my credit card. FML

#4359168
145 comments

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On 08/07/2009 at 11:23am - money - by goin4broke (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was fired from my job at a local family-ran restaurant. The Reason? The owner's daughter has been stealing money from the register little by little and has blamed me for all the lost money. The boss is still convinced it's me, though, because his daughter would "never tell a lie". FML

#4297624
74 comments

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On 08/05/2009 at 12:13am - money - by familydisaster (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I learned a valuable lesson, never leave your "Let It Be" album, which you paid $489 for on Ebay out on your desk. My brother also learned something, old records make for very breakable, one use frisbees. FML

#4293137
146 comments

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On 08/04/2009 at 9:37pm - money - by DiskJockey (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I broke my mother's Tiffany lamp from the 1920's. Practically crying, I raced onto the computer to try to find one to order before she comes back in three weeks. The lamp is worth over twelve thousand dollars, and the only way I'm getting one is if I lived 90 years ago. FML

#4255235
115 comments

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On 08/03/2009 at 1:24pm - money - by someexplanationrequired (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Today, I finished my internship working in a government lab. I got paid $4000 for the summer. I was talking to my cousin, who said that when he worked as a carnie last summer he made $8000. I get paid half as much for doing research as a carnie does for serving people sno-cones. FML

#4241415
122 comments

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On 08/02/2009 at 10:40pm - money - by arghhh (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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