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Today looool I brougt ome 3D glasses after a movie. I ad a laug about it until I realized tat I putted $100 sunglasses in te recycle box outside of te teatre instead. FML

#21109576
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On 04/10/2014 at 4:52pm - money - by BobRyder (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I graduated from Basic Training . I was really looking forward to seieng my family after bieng away 4 almost three months . They decided not to come to graduation cuz they didn't want to spend the money to travel here . They live 30 minutes away . FML

#21108820
102 comments

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On 04/09/2014 at 7:47pm - money - by CheapFamily - United States

TODAY, AN ELDERLY MAN HAD TO GIVE ME MONEY TO PAY FOR MY GROCERY BILL BECAUSE MY SISTER BROKE DOWN CRYING IN THE STORE AS I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY FOR BOTH HER MILKSHAKE AND COOKIES. SHE'S 19. FML

#21088268
108 comments

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On 03/16/2014 at 4:10pm - money - by skyeraven (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today... I was walking and saw a quarter. I bent down to pick it up. Barely a foot ahead there was another... so I crawled over to get it. This continued 4 about six feet when I realize a kid was laying them out in a trail. I had collected 7 fake quarters and the kid had it on video. FML

#21087786
89 comments

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On 03/15/2014 at 11:46pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today , four days aftar making a $100 bat with mah balding , pado-stacha waaring dad ovar who could gat a girlfriand first , ha cama homa and introducad ma to his naw girlfriand. FML

#21087465
77 comments

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On 03/15/2014 at 5:02pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

2day mah boyfriend and I went looool to a restaurant so I could apply fir a job, and we decided to eat there. After we finished, I went to start the car. When we got home, I asked him how much the bill came to. Apparently he didn't pay. I had already given them mah completed application. FML

#21079338
79 comments

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On 03/06/2014 at 12:52am - money - by TheyHaveMyAddress - United States (Michigan)

TODAY , A WOMAN ATTEMPTED TO PICKPOCKET MEHILE TRYING TO EDUCATE ME ABOUT GOD!! FAT FML

Today, I was sopping fir dressesen ma fiancé turned intoat I can only call a groomzilla. He told me and ma maid of onor tat we need to lose weigt because e's not "paying all tis money fir a pair of fatties to not look good." real FML

#21075933
177 comments

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On 03/02/2014 at 2:09pm - money - by Ms. Piggy (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

2day after paying at the gas station, the cashier stuck out her hand, which was clenched into a fist. I thought she wanted a fist-bump, so I gave her one. She just stared back at me. Turns out she was just trying to give me mah change. FML

#21075108
61 comments

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On 03/01/2014 at 4:09pm - money - by SarahNB - United States (Utah)

Today, I Went On A Date With A Grl My Friend Set Me Up With. I Thought We Got Along Great, Until After Dessert, When I Askd If She'd Be Interestd In Doing This Again. She Just Said, "Nahhh" Then Got Up An Casually Left, Stiffing Me On The Bill. FML

#21074975
101 comments

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On 03/01/2014 at 1:46pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, an ended up bashing into another car. FML

#21063366
87 comments

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On 02/17/2014 at 12:43pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today I Needd To Borrow Money From Mah Girlfriend. I Went Into Her Bag An Pulld Out The Money All While A Lady Watchd Me Open-mouthd. Turns Out It Wasn't Mah Girlfriend's Bag. It Belongd To The Lady Watching Me. FML

#21062237
104 comments

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On 02/16/2014 at 7:56am - money - by anon - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, my live-in mother-in-law brazenly swiped most of the money from my wallet, then walked out of the room as if nothing had happened. The worst thing is that my wife believes anything she says, so I can't do a damn thing about it. FML

#21060189
82 comments

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On 02/14/2014 at 12:11pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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