Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML
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On 06/01/2009 at 12:50am - money - by steph (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I realized that the closest thing I have to a savings account is the cup on my dresser with coins in it. I counted it, $17.34. That is my savings. I'm 28. FML
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On 05/31/2009 at 1:11pm - money - by mooseknuckle (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I won $200 a contest at a bar. The manager took me to a vault where money collected from the strippers go into a pool. He told me that at least half of the bills were slid through a strippers butt crack so I was to "choose wisely". FML
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On 05/30/2009 at 7:39am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I was hit by a truck while walking to school. It was the driver's fault as I was in a crosswalk. My parents met me at the hospital where I had minor injuries. They began discussing what the insurance money would be spent on. They decided on a second honeymoon to Las Vegas. FML
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On 05/29/2009 at 7:21pm - money - by screwed (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I moved out of my apartment and thought it would be nice to leave the roll of toilet paper in the bathroom for the next tenant. I later got a notice from the management that I was being charged $50 for leaving behind "personal items." FML
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On 05/29/2009 at 9:59am - money - by alynn (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my friend paypal'd me some money to tide me over until my school loans come through. For a transaction description, he wrote "to get back in that pussy game." It got red flagged, and I had to talk with three female customer service agents before it went through. FML
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On 05/29/2009 at 9:15am - money - by Jordan (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I seemingly misplaced my cell phone but didn't have time to look for it before work. This evening, my cell phone company calls me to tell me I have six hundred dollars worth of calls to El Salvador that I have to pay for. My cell phone was not misplaced, it was stolen. FML
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On 05/28/2009 at 8:13pm - money - by xxteenhearts (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my cell phone service was interrupted because I owed the company 27 cents. It cost 36 dollars to reinstate my service. FML
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On 05/28/2009 at 2:17pm - money - by Princess (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML
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On 05/27/2009 at 6:15am - money - by abc (woman) - Pakistan (Sindh)
Today, I was looking online for an alternative number for the interior decorator that is making curtains for me because I couldn't get hold of him. Instead of his number I found a website warning people about him, saying he is a conman. I paid a very big deposit. FML
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On 05/26/2009 at 3:48am - money - by Screwed (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I parked my car in a garage that cost $13 for every 10 minutes past 10 o'clock. When I came back to the garage at 10, I had forgotten where I parked it and spent an hour looking for it. I paid $78 to lose my car. FML
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On 05/26/2009 at 1:39am - money - by lostcar (man) - United States (California)
Today, I went to the casino. I used my last $5 on a slot machine. When the machine started lighting up, saying I had just won $20,000, I excitedly began jumping and screaming. As people crowded around me, the casino lady explained it was 20,000 credits, not dollars. I had only won $20. FML
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On 05/22/2009 at 6:12pm - money - by uneek14 (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I realized that my father's weekly unemployment check is more than my bi-weekly pay check. My full time job pays less than my father's unemployment. FML
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On 05/17/2009 at 1:42pm - money - by thatsucks (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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