Today, my husband's rich aunt and uncle came in town and handed us an envelope and said we hope this helps out with the student loans. Inside the envelope was just an article on new student loan procedures and how to get lower payments. FML
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On 07/02/2009 at 4:37pm - money - by kbrider (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, after playing in an online casino, I won £200. Being pretty tight for cash at the moment I was pretty excited. I then tried to withdraw it to be told that I can't have a penny of it because I didn't register my card details first. FML
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On 06/29/2009 at 10:30am - money - by Jeepers (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)
Today, I went into work to waitress on a table of 40 guests. They were my only table for the day and the bill came to over 700 dollars. After they left the busser was cleaning the table and threw out the credit card receipt which had my tip on it. FML
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On 06/28/2009 at 2:43pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my brother and I were going to give our parents their anniversary gift which cost us over $3000. The gift was a trip to London in August to see a show on Michael Jackson's comeback tour. FML
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On 06/26/2009 at 10:31am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, it's my birthday and I received a signed vintage Beatles' album from my wife. Awesome right? It's the same album some jerk way over-bidded me for on eBay. That jerk was my wife, using my credit card. FML
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On 06/26/2009 at 5:51am - money - by xero_art (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I came home from an amazing cruise to find that my house broken into. My best friend apparently decided to invite her drug addicted friends into my home while I was away where they stole 172$ and my migraine pills, which are non-refillable. I now have a migraine. FML
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On 06/21/2009 at 3:09am - money - by myheadhurts (man) - United States (California)
Today, I went to a restaurant and only brought $14 with me to eat. I ordered and ate my meal, then went to the counter to pay for it. I threw $2 into the tip jar then got my bill. My bill was $13.86. I had to reach into the tip jar and take my $2 back so I could pay for my meal. FML
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On 06/19/2009 at 11:17pm - money - by pinkplasticjesus (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went to the bank to make a withdrawal in order to celebrate my last day here in Italy with my friends. Apparently I'm overdrawn by 187 dollars so I'm eating nothing but leftover stale crackers to survive until I get free plane food on my way back home. FML
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On 06/18/2009 at 12:11pm - money - by JP (woman) - Italy (Lombardia)
Today, I got into a heated argument at a restaurant with a guy I am seeing because he refused to let me pay for the bill and I thought it was sexist. When he finally agreed, I gave the waiter my card, only to have him return a minute later telling me it was declined. FML
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On 06/17/2009 at 11:25am - money - by feminist (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, my dad decided to clean out my car and "accidentally" threw away my $520 tax refund check. FML
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On 06/15/2009 at 3:39pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I accidentally left my concession card in the photocopier. I then got fined for not having a concession card on the train. I was photocopying it for a letter to get out of a fine for not having a concession card. FML
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On 06/14/2009 at 9:16am - money - by LordAdam (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, a man came up to me at the bus stop. He went into this long story about how his girlfriend is pregnant and they both haven't eaten in days. Trying to be tough and funny I said back, "sounds like you should invest in condoms instead of food." He responded by beating and robbing me. FML
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On 06/12/2009 at 4:45pm - money - by beatenbyabum (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my mom's will was read to the rest of the family. I helped my mom write it a couple years ago, and I was to get funds to pay off school loans. She revised it and put in a note saying I was to get nothing because I was "lazy." The executor read it out loud. FML
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On 06/11/2009 at 7:51am - money - by TSampson (man) - United States (Georgia)
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