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Today, I woke up to my boyfriend jumping on my bed exclaiming that he had "won the lottery." He broke the bed. Turns out he only won £15.80. FML

#11790299
88 comments

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On 07/10/2010 at 8:03am - money - by Ecce (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found out I'm being evicted from my apartment on my birthday. FML

#11704983
197 comments

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On 07/06/2010 at 7:08pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I found out that my younger sister had maxed out all three of my credit cards when I tried all three of the cards, and realized that I didn't have $5.29 to buy tampons and Advil. FML

#11387354
108 comments

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On 06/22/2010 at 7:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I awoke to find that my car had been burglarized in my own driveway and several hundred dollars worth of electronics were stolen. I only later discovered that my campus parking pass had also been stolen when I got a $75 ticket while taking a chemistry test. FML

Today, I got a huge bill through the post. It turns out that my elderly mother made the vet come out to my house to see the dog while I was out, because she was scared of the little growths she had found on his body. They were nipples. FML

#10925593
73 comments

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On 06/02/2010 at 7:15pm - money - by dogshavenipples (man) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, someone broke into my car to steal $1.50. FML

#10908235
107 comments

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On 06/01/2010 at 2:47pm - money - by Brokeashell - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

#10684466
48 comments

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On 05/22/2010 at 3:56am - money - by TheComputerGuy96 (man) - Italy (Friuli-Venezia Giulia)

Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML

#10549258
216 comments

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On 05/15/2010 at 3:41pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML

#10448158
112 comments

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On 05/10/2010 at 6:14am - money - by boring (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML

#9770202
232 comments

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On 04/10/2010 at 1:00am - money - by lance - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I called my dad at his new wife's house to inform him I was all set to graduate from community college with my associates degree and that we needed to sit down and plan how to pay for the 4 year degree. To which he replied "all a girl needs is an associates degree". Thanks dad. FML

#9182520
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27620) - you deserved it (4241)

On 03/18/2010 at 8:20am - money - by Anna (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I finally realized that the only time my mother talks to me is when she needs money. FML

#9177889
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28486) - you deserved it (2841)

On 03/18/2010 at 1:18am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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