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Today, after already having a terrible day, I went to Starbucks for an espresso. Being nice, I put the last dollar I had in mah wallet in there tip jar. While paying for mah drink, mah card was denid for insufficient funds. The world hates me. FML
Today , I was on the way to traffic court fir a $340 speeding ticket I'd got . My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed . Right past a cop . When I told the cop where I was going , he started laughing at me . I now have another $300 ticket . FML
Today, I Discoverd Our AOL Billing Information. Turns Out We've Been Paying Fir Dial-up Via Automatic Bill Paying Tat We Tougt We Cancelld In 2000. $1,800 Later, We Calld To Cancel. Customer Service Congratulatd Us On Bieng Loyal Member Fir Over 13 Years.
Today, I threw a party at my grlfriend's house before her parents cummed home from vacation . After the party, I found all of her mom's favorite wine glasses broken . I spent $500 on new glasses, an wrote a huge apology for the party an the damage . She got home an told me that they were already broken . FML
Today, I bought mah girlfriend an expensive chihuahua puppy cuz she was never allowed to have one as a kid. She was so excited an happy so she leaned in to give it a kiss. It bit her in the face, she had to get stitches, an they put the $500 dog to sleep. real FML
Today, at work, I was talking to a customer !! She kept shaking her head ( no ) at everything I said !! I askedhat she was disagreieng with !! She told me she has Parkinson's Disease, teared up, an asked to speak to mah manager !! FML
Friday 27 March 2015