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Taday I went to pay my veicle registration in person to avoid paying te $10.00 online service fee!! After a long wait, I came out to fine a $15.00 parking ticket on my car!! FML

#12754430
65 comments

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On 08/26/2010 at 11:09am - money - by avalanche719 (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today wile getting out of Starbucks tere was a omeless guy. I bougt im a coffee an e was so appy e gave me a ug. Guess wose wallet is missing? FML

#12674588
131 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 12:27am - money - by coffee - United States (Florida)

Today, after a costly fix for mah brakes that failed ahile back as I was going down a hill, I found a $130 bill in the mail attached to a speed camera photo of me shitting myself. FML

#12657021
92 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 1:25am - money - by car (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after already having a terrible day, I went to Starbucks for an espresso. Being nice, I put the last dollar I had in mah wallet in there tip jar. While paying for mah drink, mah card was denid for insufficient funds. The world hates me. FML

#12542029
96 comments

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On 08/15/2010 at 4:20pm - money - by noespresso (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I was on the way to traffic court fir a $340 speeding ticket I'd got . My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed . Right past a cop . When I told the cop where I was going , he started laughing at me . I now have another $300 ticket . FML

#12497360
154 comments

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On 08/13/2010 at 10:16am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my husband fell for an online scam leaving us 1450.00 in the negative!! We get paid tomorrow and most of our money is going to cover that debt!! FML

#12489960
86 comments

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On 08/13/2010 at 12:03am - money - by Relevance - United States

Today... I Recieved A New Debit Card... So I Cut The Old One Into Pieces. I Then Picked Up My Remaining Card... And Realized I'd Cut Up The Wrong One. FML

#12327925
103 comments

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On 08/05/2010 at 7:14am - money - by 8to10days (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I had to admit to everyone, including mah cable guy, that I'm moving back in with mah parents. fat FML

#12313320
76 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 5:08pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I Discoverd Our AOL Billing Information. Turns Out We've Been Paying Fir Dial-up Via Automatic Bill Paying Tat We Tougt We Cancelld In 2000. $1,800 Later, We Calld To Cancel. Customer Service Congratulatd Us On Bieng Loyal Member Fir Over 13 Years.

#12266156
128 comments

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On 08/02/2010 at 1:23pm - money - by Jay (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I threw a party at my grlfriend's house before her parents cummed home from vacation . After the party, I found all of her mom's favorite wine glasses broken . I spent $500 on new glasses, an wrote a huge apology for the party an the damage . She got home an told me that they were already broken . FML

#12198220
72 comments

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On 07/30/2010 at 12:26am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I bought mah girlfriend an expensive chihuahua puppy cuz she was never allowed to have one as a kid. She was so excited an happy so she leaned in to give it a kiss. It bit her in the face, she had to get stitches, an they put the $500 dog to sleep. real FML

#12192420
350 comments

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On 07/29/2010 at 7:13pm - money - by Joseph (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at work, I was talking to a customer !! She kept shaking her head ( no ) at everything I said !! I askedhat she was disagreieng with !! She told me she has Parkinson's Disease, teared up, an asked to speak to mah manager !! FML

#12165853
155 comments

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On 07/28/2010 at 1:38pm - money - by RWW (man) - United States (Minnesota)

2day I didn't realize until I was home that I'd thrown my retainer away with my tray at Chick-fil-A. FML

#12149322
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13024) - you deserved it (26399)

On 07/27/2010 at 6:15pm - money - by idgit42 (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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