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Today, I realized that getting an awesome new phone with all the new bells and whistles doesn't mean that people will now actually want to talk to me. FML

#7139398
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8720) - you deserved it (20373)

On 01/04/2010 at 2:01am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight about a clogged toilet. He was yelling about not having enough money to buy a better plunger and so I stormed out to buy one myself. While pulling his truck into traffic, a car hit me causing $1000 in damage. FML

#7127845
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16638) - you deserved it (6477)

On 01/03/2010 at 3:21pm - money - by brokeandsad (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I noticed white stuff in my colored clothes as I transferred them from the washer to the dryer. That's when I realized that the white stuff is my paycheck which I had put in my pants earlier. FML

#7122890
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22102) - you deserved it (12001)

On 01/03/2010 at 8:18am - money - by broke_kid - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got l disconnect notices for both my water and my electric. After looking over my budget, I realized that I can only pay for one until next month. FML

#7106186
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20155) - you deserved it (6380)

On 01/02/2010 at 3:27pm - money - by troubled - Sent from mobile version

Today, I canceled my ATM card, because it had been lost. Then I found it. Then I found out I can't reactivate it, because I asked for a replacement card. I'm from CA, and I'm in Mexico with only 20 bucks. FML

#7059755
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21265) - you deserved it (7314)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:52pm - money - by Busted (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, I received a $105 parking ticket for being in a handicapped space. The lines were covered by snow, and the sign was on the building twenty feet away. FML

#7029804
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26263) - you deserved it (4504)

On 12/30/2009 at 3:23am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mom sold the car I've been working on for the last few years for 100 dollars. To buy gas for her car. FML

#6995893
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35458) - you deserved it (2218)

On 12/28/2009 at 4:39pm - money - by Butter_Cup - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look generous, it's really only worth five. I found this out after I tried to buy an arm full of clothes. FML

#6969342
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27727) - you deserved it (2273)

On 12/27/2009 at 3:34am - money - by Cheap (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my uncle got me a debit card and put one thousand dollars on it for my Christmas present. However, he forgot to activate the card. The recipt with the 14 digit activation code is in the garbage in Colorado. FML

#6945221
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21995) - you deserved it (2879)

On 12/25/2009 at 8:20pm - money - by kraziikayce (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I found out my mom is getting rid of cable TV. My dad and I bought her a 700 dollar plasma screen TV for Christmas. FML

#6922961
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21735) - you deserved it (2719)

On 12/24/2009 at 2:45pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I waited until the last minute to do my Christmas shopping. Today, I also discovered that my bank account has been frozen due to suspicious activity. FML

#6887241
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22134) - you deserved it (7534)

On 12/22/2009 at 4:54pm - money - by DumbLackofLuck (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to take a taxi to work, because I was pressed for time, and didn't have a ride there. When I got to work, I paid the cab driver, and realized I had spent more money on the cab than I was going to make at work. FML

#6839284
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23447) - you deserved it (3981)

On 12/20/2009 at 12:13am - money - by Fml37 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I can't get my heat to turn off. It is currently 87 degrees Fahrenheit in my house, and my heat is running non-stop. It's about 20 degrees outside with over a foot of snow on the ground, so a repairman can't come out to fix it. My electricity bill will be about $1000. FML

#6829701
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27295) - you deserved it (2877)

On 12/19/2009 at 3:10pm - money - by heatproblems (man) - United States (Maryland)



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